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they've been saying.
- Oh, dear God.
- What the heck is a rim job?
When you put your legs behind your head
and have someone lick your ass.
Tell Mr. Mackey this instant where
you heard all these horrible phrases!
We all swore ourselves to secrecy.
- The Terrance and Phillip movie.
- Dude!
I wanna get out of here.
Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?
Excuse me.
What is Terrance and Phillip?
Terrance and Phillip are two
very untalented actors from Canada.
Nothing but foul language
and toilet humor!
I'll send a warning to parents before
more children see Terrance and Phillip.
- Everybody's f***ing seen it.
- Eric!
I can't help myself. That movie has
warped my fragile little mind.
STAN SINGS:
There's the girl that I like
Over there laughing with that smart...
You're holding up
Hello, there, children.
- Hey, Chef.
- How's it going?
- Bad.
- Why bad?
We got busted for swearing.
We can't ever see that movie again.
That's too bad.
You should've seen Kyle when
his mom showed up. He was scared.
- Shut up, Cartman!
- I'd be scared. Your mom's a b*tch.
Don't call her a b*tch,
you fat f***!
Don't call me fat,
you f***ing son of a b*tch!
Where did you learn to talk like that?
CARTMAN:
Pretty f***ing sweet, huh?
How do you make a woman like you
more than any other guy?
That's easy.
You just gotta find the clitoris.
- Huh?
- Oops!
What does "find the clitoris" mean?
Forget I said anything.
Move along.
You're holding up the line.
Do you know where I can find
the clitoris?
- The what?
- Is that like finding Jesus?
Attention, students.
We are now enforcing a new dress code
at South Park Elementary.
Terrance and Phillip shirts are
not allowed in school.
Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip
shirt is to be sent home immediately.
KIDS:
Hooray!
The Canadian film, Asses of Fire,
is number one at the box office.
Is the film destroying
American youth?
a midget in a bikini.
The effects of the Canadian comedy
are far-reaching indeed.
All over America, children seem to be
influenced, like at this spelling bee.
This is for the silver medal.
Spell "forensics."
Why should I f***ing
have to spell "forensics"?
Here you go. S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S.
Forensics.
The devastating impact of the duo
can also be seen with their hit song...
..."Shut Your F***ing Face,
Uncle F***er."
RAPPING:
Shut your f***ing faceUncle F***er
You're a boner-biting bastard
Uncle F***er
I told you that we won 't stop
I told you that we won 't stop
Back to you, Tom.
Thanks. Shocking report.
The controversy began
in the town of South Park...
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