Sorority Slaughterhouse Page #2

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No pun intended.

You know what? I'm good.

I just wanted to see if you were

planning on taking off

for spring break

or hanging around here.

That all depends

on this ceremony.

If it works,

and I'm given absolute

power from the dark one,

I might go on a little romp of

destruction around Eastern Europe.

Maybe destroy England.

I don't know.

I'm keeping my options open.

What about you?

Cancun tomorrow with Marcus.

Sounds lovely.

Hopefully, I'll be

all-powerful or dead by then.

Look, Allie.

I don't want to pry

but if this is about a guy

and I really hope it is,

he is just so not worth it.

Cliff had no right

to break up with me!

You know, you open

your soul to somebody,

you let them in and you tell

them how you feel, and then...

Oh, my gosh!

You poor thing!

Do you want to talk about it?

I want him to burn in hell.

I want all guys to burn in hell!

You know, not all guys are bad.

Some are actually like,

really cute and funny.

You're not helping.

You're right.

Men are all bad, horrible,

ugly, pathetic losers.

That's better.

And I bet the one that hurt

you had a tiny, little...

Dick!

WHITMAN:
What did you call me?

That's me!

[WATER SPLASHING]

[GASPING]

Christ! I'm soaking wet.

Look at me.

Okay, I'm looking

and you're looking good.

Kitty is like a cat.

She hates the water.

It's the chlorine.

The chemicals get into

your pores and they...

Why do I waste my time?

I'm sorry. You want me

to dry you off?

Lick you clean?

Like the cat reference.

Lick you clean.

Get it?

No. Please keep

explaining the joke

because I'm a brainless idiot.

You said it. Not me.

God, now I have to take a

shower and redo everything.

I can help you with that, too.

Hey! Don't forget

who you came here to see.

Oh, come on.

How could I ever forget.

Hey, Nina! How's that

novel coming along?

Get to any of the

juicy parts yet?

Uh, I'm getting there.

Oh, that does it.

No! What are you... Hey!

What are you...

What the...

Stop!

Someone forgot to wear

underwear today.

Vicki, give them back.

WHITMAN:
Clowning around, huh?

I'll show you

how it's really done later.

But first...

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

Is this turning you on?

It floats in the water.

Mm-hm?

DICK:
Nina.

Toss them over.

Nina. Don't you

dare touch them.

Don't make me come out

and get them.

As your sorority sister,

I command you

not to move a muscle!

I can't disobey

my sorority sister.

Well, if that's how

it's going to be,

then I'm not going to be

the only one naked around here.

[LAUGHING]

[SIGHING]

So, when did you get into

all of this occult stuff?

An ex-boyfriend introduced me

to it a few years back.

He turned out to be

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