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Stand here and not a word.

- For how many people?

- 75.

- 75?

- Yes.

How will you manage?

If I can cook for 10 people,

I can cook for 75.

And if everyone helps out at home...

Guys. Come on.

Okay, fine. Thanks a lot.

Hi, Mom.

- Gerrit, find a place for that freezer.

- What's all this?

- Wait.

- Calm down, boys.

Something smells in here.

- Sorry, Mom.

- Ouch.

You're squashing me.

Careful. Hot.

Open the door, will you?

Mom?

- Mom?

- What?

- When are we having dinner?

- Ask your grandma.

Grammy's asleep.

There you go, my little monkeys.

- Grammy.

- Mom, Grammy stole our dinner.

- What am I looking for?

- They're wispy green things.

- This?

- Yes, that's alfalfa.

Just taste it, so you won't forget.

Yuck. Like eating pubic hair.

I know a joke about pubic hair.

- Mom, what's a bongo?

- A type of African drum.

We have to bring one

to school tomorrow.

- Where's Grammy?

- Out here having a smoke.

- Can you send Sascha out?

- Sas.

Come on, put it in a bowl.

How can you promise to bring a bongo

if we don't have one?

- Where's the couch?

- Sas.

Bring your Madagascar zebra.

That's from Africa.

- How can we watch TV without a couch?

- You're not supposed to watch TV.

Give me that.

Go and do something sociable.

Come on, Sas. Grammy will take you.

Dad will pick you up.

Bye.

Hi, honey. It's me.

I won't be able to make it.

- So what time will you be home?

- I don't know. Late.

God, I thought you said you'd help out.

I've got to go.

Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Guys, I'm out of here.

Can you sign this?

It needs to go tonight.

- I would like to...

- Hang on.

- There.

- Thanks. And call Jansen.

Could you give me your login codes

so I can get things started?

Good luck.

Kasper, do you have a minute?

Some issues have come up.

- Just join us for a second.

- Yeah, sure.

- Mom? I'm tired.

- What?

Can we go to bed now?

Yes.

Soof?

Hi there.

- You know it's the weekend?

- Yes, but it's urgent.

- Your mom will be here soon.

- No, not Grammy again.

I would have preferred

to have my Saturday off too.

- Bye.

- Right.

Stop that.

Come on. Knock it off.

Sh*t. They're not eating.

Alright. Bring on the booze.

Not for me. For them.

- Do you have any ketchup?

- No.

Well, honey. If you don't want him,

I'll have him.

I'm married, Nes.

- That was unexpectedly good.

- Really? Why, thank you.

It's just... From the way you look...

I was expecting pumpkin soup

and vegetable pie. You know?

But it was very good.

Really great.

Vegetable pie?

Otherwise he'll never guess.

Tupac?

Did you know that in the seventies

we went on all these marches...

- so that you men'd be at home more?

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