Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

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[ Ring Chimes ]

[ Groans ]

[ Man ] So, I know what you're thinking.

Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache...

- from the Civil War?

- [ Truck Horn Honking ]

Well, to be honest, it feels like i've been running my whole life.

Is this too much?

I going too fast?

It's kind of what do--

You know what? Let's back up

[ Imitates Videotape Rewind Backwards ]

[ Sonic Narrating ] This is the island where I'm from.

It had everything.

"Sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls...

public access to loop-de-loops.

And I never had to catch a school bus because I could run...

across the entire island in less than two seconds.

Also...

there was no school...

- I know, pretty sweet island, right?

- Yeah!

I was born with extraordinary powers and was told to keep them secret.

And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.

- That's Longclaw. She took care of me.

- [ Laughing ]

She was basically Obi-Wan-Kenobi.

If Oni-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.

- [ Longclaw ] Sonic?, someone could have seen you.

- [ Young Sonic ] No one saw me.

I'm too fast!

- And, I wanted to bring you this.

- [ Sighs ]

[ Gasps ]

Get down!

[ Narrator:
Sonic ] Turns out with great power...

comes great-power-hungry bad guys.

And I led them right to us.

[ Window Shattering ]

- [ Groaning ]

- [ Exclaims ]

Listen carefully, Sonic.

You have a power unlike anything i have ever seen.

And that means someone will always want it.

The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden.

This world is on the far side of the universe.

- You should be safe there.

- [ Young Sonic ] I don't want to go without you?!

You must.

These Rings will be your most important possession.

If you're ever discovered, use one.

Never stop running.

Now, go!

- [ Gasping ]

- [ All Yelling ]

- Longclaw!

- Good-bye, Sonic.

No!

[ Shouts ] Noo!

[ Panting, Whimpering ]

Come on, one car?

[ Mocks Whooshing ]

[ Groans ]

I'm bored.

- [ Radio On Over ] Tom, do you read me? Are you there?

- No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht in Bardbados.

With Rihanna.

O.M.G.

[ Clears Throat ]

- That's amazing. Please send pics.

- No, Wade. I'm at the speed trap.

Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean!

Hang on, I think I got something.

[ Beeping ]

Hey, buddy!

Where's the fire? Got kids living around here?!

I thought it was kinda funny. Sorry. [ Chuckling ]

[ Whooshing ]

What?

[ Whooshing ]

[ Radio On Over ] Tom, we need you down on Main Street.

There's been a violent gang shoot-out.

[ Laughing On Radio ] Just kidding. A duck stole a bagel.

But they do need it back.

[ Sonic ] Whoa!, buddy?! You almost got killed out there.

What are you, some kind of adrenaline junkie?

It must be rough being slow all the time.

Tell you what. Today is your lucky day.

## [ Singing:
Don't Stop Me Now ]

[ Whoops ]

Have you ever felt so alive?!

This is great! You're doing amazing!

[ Gasps ] Oh, geez!

Good recovery!

[ Exclaiming ]

Let's keep this our little secret...

okay?

You never saw me.

[ Whispers ] I was never here.

[ Songs Resumes ]

[ Sonic Narrating ] So what did you expect?

A dirty little hedgehog eating berries and struggling to survive?

Think again?

Because I am living my best life on Earth.

I've got a library...

a home gym...

and a state-of-the-art security system.

Aaah!

[ Rings Clattering ]

Oh, no!

And if I'm ever discovered...

I'll follow Longclaw's instructions and use my Rings to escape to a new planet.

A nice, safe world filled only with mushrooms.

Gross...

smelly mushrooms.

[ Sighs ] I hate mushrooms.

[ Sonic Narrating ] But let's not worry about all that.

This is Green Hills...

the greatest place on Earth.

These are my people, and, dare I say...

I am their loveable space creature.

So what if they don't know I exist?

My favorite person is the Donut Lord...

protector of this town and defender of all creatures...

big and small.

- Morning. Donald, Daisy, Daffy.

- [ Quacking Sounds ]

Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.

She is super nice to animals and stangely was born without bones.

[ Exclaims In Pain ] Ouch, ouch. Ouch!

[ Sonic Narrating ] There is one person in town who's actually onto me.

He calls me the blue devil?

[ Crazy Carl ] I almost caught him last night.

- Say hello to Crazy Carl.

- [ Whooshing ]

We have fun together.

[ Exclaiming ]

I know you're out there!

And I know you're real!

[ Sonic ] No, I'm not!

Movie night is my favorite.

Please, please, please, please.

[ Gasps ] Yes! Keanu!

You are a national treasure.

[ TV:
Jack ] When I find you--

[ TV:
Howard Payne ] Pop quiz, hotshot.

There's a bomb on the bus.

[ Sonic Mocks Howard Payne ] Pop quiz, hotshot.

[ Kisses ]

[ Sonic Narrating ] Basically, we're like a family.

Even though we haven't met yet.

[ German Accent ] You don't zink your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy, perhaps?

[ Laughs ] Crazy? Me? No way... Doc.

You got me all wrong.

And despite all these so-called friends of yours...

deep down...

you're still rather lonely?

[ TV:
Crowd Cheering ]

Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever.

[ Crickets Chirping ]

[ Truck Horns Honking ]

[ Horns Honking ]

Uh-uh! Hey! No, no.

Get out of there.

- Oh, come on! Get out of there!

- [ Raccoon Chatters ]

Get out of there, you trash pandas.

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