Sonic Boom ep 2 Page #2

Season #1 Episode #2

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[Eggman, Sonic, Tails, Orbot, and Cubot are playing a board game.]

Dr. Eggman:
Thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine... Triple star bonus kazoo! [blows a kazoo] I win again!

Sonic:
[Yawns] That's great. Well, it's getting late. Time to hit the hay.

Dr. Eggman:
Aww, just one more game? That's what good roomies do. We have fun!

Sonic:
I'm all for fun, but aren't you guys exhausted? Orbot? Cubot?

Dr. Eggman:
They're robots. They don't get tired, because they have no souls.

Orbot:
[Angry] Hey!

Cubot:
[Depressed] He's right.

Sonic:
[Heads for the door] Whatever. Good night, guys.

Dr. Eggman:
[Blocks the door] Wait! Don't leave! Just hang out a little longer. I'm so lonely! Please, roomie?

[Sonic sighs, then turns around.]

Dr. Eggman:
Yay! [Blows his kazoo again]

TV Announcer:
We now return to the Comedy Chimp Show, with your host, Comedy Chimp!

Comedy Chimp:
I almost didn't make it to the show tonight. I had to go to the doctor. I had a backache!

[Eggman is enjoying the show. Sonic and Tails, however, look miserable, yawning heavily and with bags under their eyes.]

Comedy Chimp:
I didn't really like that doctor anyway. I think he used to be a mechanic! He tried to fix my problem with a monkey wrench!

Wolf Sidekick:
Oh ho! You, my friend, are one witty simian!

[Sonic yawns again.]

[Amy, Sticks, and Knuckles enter.]

Knuckles:
You're still hanging with Eggman? How many hours of sleep did you get?

Sonic:
Zero...

Sticks:
It's Stage Two of his evil plot, man! We are minutes away from him summoning his big Obliterator Bot with its... obliterator legs, and its obliter-bator feet!

Amy:
Sticks... stop being paranoid! Eggman's lived here for two days, and he hasn't hatched a single evil scheme!

[Eggman is heard laughing from outside, having slipped out the door while Amy was talking. Everyone goes outside, Sonic and Tails much more slowly than the others from sheer exhaustion.]

Tails:
What's so funny...?

Dr. Eggman:
Remember when I said my island fortress was destroyed by a storm? I... uh... may have fibbed. You see, I kind of faked the destruction of my fortress as an excuse to live with you and tire you to the point of exhaust- [Slaps Sonic, who was asleep standing up] Tire you to the point of exhaustion! [Runs over to a nearby tree] So you'd be too tired to stop Obliterator Bot!

[Eggman is forced to jump out of the way as Obliterator Bot pushes over the tree he was standing in front of.]

Dr. Eggman:
Hee hee hee.

Sticks:
I knew it. He did have an Obliterator Bot! Why doesn't anyone ever believe me?! [Shakes Amy] It's not like I'm paranoid! [Sees her shadow] Stop following me!

Dr. Eggman:
Enough! Obliterator Bot, destroy Sonic and his four friends!

Obliterator Bot:
For-tress? Fortress. Destroy fortress. Destroy island fortress.

Dr. Eggman:
What? No! [presses wrist controller] That's not what I said!

Orbot:
We're still working out a few kinks.

Dr. Eggman:
[Holding onto Obliterator Bot's leg] Obliterator Bot, do not destroy island fortress! DO NOT DESTROY ISLAND FORTRESS!

Obliterator Bot:
Affirmative. Playing up-tempo music while destroying fortress. [Speakers pop out of its shoulders, blaring up-tempo rock music.]

[Obliterator Bot walks over Sonic, who only watches it go.]

Dr. Eggman:
NO! Sonic, you have to help me!

Sonic:
Why? He's your Obliterator Bot.

Dr. Eggman:
Because if you don't, I'm truly stuck living with you until I build a new island fortress.

Sonic:
[Instantly] Let's roll.

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