Somtum Page #2

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Please, have a look.

That's amazing.

Of course they are, plus:

It's impossible to detect them.

You can take them anywhere.

Any country in the world.

Fascinating.

Wake up!!!!

May you blessed with longevity,

health, happiness and strength.

Last night you snored, and

my friend didn't sleep...

so you have to help the master.

You like that? It's good!

May I request your visit here, father?

I think I see a giant white ghoul

behind you, father.

It's a human.

This is the biggest I got.

Let you try.

Thank you.

No problem.

The World Jewelry Show, the 39th

"Bangkok Gems & Jewelry Fair"

was held last night spectacularly

and extravagantly.

People were wowed by the world's

most beautiful jewels from...

all over the world. But the real

highlight of the show was...

the exquisite and invaluable

"Camellia Diamond"s.

You want one of those?

I'll buy it for you.

Shut up.

Your mom doesn't need diamonds to shine.

This is my friend Barney.

This is my mother.

How are you, ma'am.

When you said he was big,

I didn't think he'd be this big!

You must be a good cook.

I'd like to eat here sometime.

He'd like to taste your food.

Really? Ok, Ok.

Thai people eat like this all the time?

It's Som Tum. Papaya Pok Pok.

It's a very popular Thai food.

Everyone eats it.

Som Tum Papaya Pok Pok?

Eat it.

I don't know if I can...

You say you want to eat here,

I especially... made it for you.

Katen, don't force him if he doesn't want to.

Let him try some other foods.

Mom! Mom!

I'm so sorry. I couldn't control myself.

I don't know what went wrong.

I'd do anything to help.

You need to fix this.

You are foreigner, you can get money.

I'll try...

I'll try any way I can to help you.

Chef? Spaghetti, Macaroni?

Chef? No...

DJ in pub?

DJ? No...

You can do anything?

I'll try anything!

Sis, he said he'll fight at "Fight Club"

to get money for the shop.

If you want to fight to help fix the shop,

I'll teach you Thai boxing.

But you need to go through the

"Teacher Salutation" ritual first.

I've been through this ritual before.

If you want to learn Thai boxing with me,

you'll have to go through this ritual.

Shuffle.

- Shuffle.

Soaring swan.

- Soaring swan.

Garuda fighting Naga.

- Garuda fighting Naga.

Hold your ground.

I can't translate, sis.

Kick. Twist your hip. Turn your leg down.

Twist hip and punch leg.

Kick.

- Kick

Kick.

- Kick

Punch.

Try it.

Are you ok?

Why come to Thailand?

I won first prize in a lucky draw.

Atrip to Pattaya.

I was ecstatic...

not just because of the trip, but because

I got my name in the newspaper.

The crowing achievement of my life.

That's unfortunate luck.

What's unfortunate luck?

He won a prize to come to Thailand.

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