Something Beneath Page #5

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coordinator. Shouldn't you be handling

these types of things? See, I don't actually...

work for the hotel.

All my nails are falling off. I'm a guest as you are,

and I'm not much of a plumber. But, you know what?

I will call maintenance for you. [dog barking]

Cleo! Wait! Oh, Mikaela, don't you think

you should get dressed first? Naughty boy. You were looking

at my ta-tas. I thought you

were a priest. I am a priest. I'm not a corpse. [chuckles] You're funny. Have you always

been so funny? My mother thinks so. You like Mikaela,

don't you? You know, I've always had

a thing for men in collars, just all seems so...

naughty. Cleopatra. Your dog? Tell maintenance that

they can retrieve my dog. And I'd like her bathed before

she's returned to my room. Your loss. [door slams] It's never easy. Hola. Bonjour. Buon giorno. I hope you all are

having a beautiful day. Mikaela is having

a terrible day. Cleopatra has run off. I'm distraught. Cleopatra is my life. [zapping] Hippo? Hmm, anyways... Hey, boss,

it's an inhaler. The preacher said

the kid had asthma. Boss. Jeez! Ah, jeez. Look at his face! You look at his face,

I'm going back to the lodge. I've never seen asthma

do that to anyone before. What do you want me to

do with the body, boss? Do you want me to throw

it in the infirmary? Oh, yeah, that'll help. Put him in the

kitchen cooler. Are you joking? Do I look

like I'm joking? The chef will have

a heart attack and then we got two

bodies to worry about. Maybe we should call

the funeral parlor. They can warehouse the body

until we notify the next of kin. What? Funeral parlors, dead bodies,

it all gives me the willies. Ah, tough guy, huh? Look, all I'm asking you to

do is secure a body, okay? Not spend a night in a coffin. Why'd you have to put

that idea in my head? Now I'm not gonna

sleep for a week. You're an ass, Deadmarsh. I'm the ass that

signs your time cards. Look, if you can't

make the call, put the body in the cooler before he gets up and

starts moving around! [dial tone] [phone slams] Isaac found me the

most wonderful outfit to open the Clean

Planet Concordance. Isaac Mizrahi. [gasps] [chuckles] Whew. A word to the wise,

my darlings. If you're going to

drink in the morning, make sure it's

clear beverages only. Vodka, gin, hmm. What else is clear? Water. [faucet squeaks]

[gurgles] Ugh. Ick and more ick. [gasps] [goo slithering] Very funny! [screaming] [screams] [goo dripping] Stop it!

Stop it! [goo dripping, bubbling] [heavy breathing] [crash] [thunderclap]

[zap] No. [thunderclap]

[zap] [screaming] [panting] Not me. Not me. [screaming] [snarling] Kaley! It's okay, it's okay. [speaking Ojibway] Housekeeping, hello? Housekeeping. Kaley? Kaley! This is an

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