Some Guy Who Kills People Page #3

I'm done.

Good kid. Not gonna win any Christmas contest,

but good kid.

Well, he got him with one bold stroke.

Clean off. Machete?

I don't know, maybe a samurai sword?

That'll be cool.

It's like his eyes follow you.

I think, uh...

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Why does he have a "tepee" carved into his chest?

Tepee?

I'm thinking it's a "V".

- Why do you let Fooger push you around?

- I like this job.I don't wanna cause any problems.

Don't you see that is the

f***ing problem right there?

I used to look forward to taking out the trash.

- Yeah, right.

- In the loony bin.

We used to have to...

We used to have to take the trash out...

to the loading dock, and there was this mural...

of a jungle...

that was drawn by some patients a long time ago.

It's hidden behind the dumpster.

Hardly anybody knew it was there.

But if you moved the dumpster just a little bit.

And because the sun never touched it,

it was still this...

beautiful burst of color.

So a finger painting done by a bunch of

schizophrenics. Is that what got you going?

That hospital turned you into a zombie, Ken.

You had no business even being there.

Especially with all the people running around

this world with the freedom they don't deserve.

C'mon, man, it's a f***ing joke.

All right, let's get the f*** outta here.

You checked the till?

Checked the till. Yeah. I... yup... I...

I scrubbed the sink. I washed the scoopers.

Forgot to lock the door.

- Hey, there.

- Hey.

Sorry, we're closed.

He just forgot to lock the door.

Want me to get anything for you?

Okay, well then, we're closed.

I just want to say thanks for the music box.

My mom told me you gave it to me.

But she didn't want me to know,

because she didn't want me to know about you.

Amy?

Yeah.

So... I guess I'm just saying thanks.

You're welcome.

Yeah.

I guess... Have a good night.

- Yeah, you too.

- Thanks.

You're a really good ice cream cone.

You have a f***ing daughter.

Yeah.

- How old is she?

- 11.

And who's the mama?

Janet Wheeler.

That girl you used to...

used to date for like a week?

You got her pregnant?

I found out after she dumped me.

When I heard, I tracked her down to Clifton.

I took all the money I had and bought an

engagement ring. It was the right thing to do.

So I proposed to her.

She didn't want anything to do with me. She said

it was better if... Pretend I just didn't exist.

Couldn't really argue.

So that's when you...

Hi, dad.

Oh, right. I knew there was something.

- Your daughter is here.

- Yes. I noticed.

She showed up about an hour ago,

so I already went through the whole...

- being surprised thing.

- You just let her walk in here?

I made her tackle a series

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