Some Freaks Page #2
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- 2016
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you're not Samuel L.
Jackson, you're not bald.
Or black.
- But dude, she is
the size of a house.
I mean she should save time and
shove me in a trash compactor.
- No no no, she's not too fat.
- Yeah she is.
- She's not that fat.
Just four feet too short, f***.
- What?
- What do fat women and
mopeds have in common?
- I don't know.
- They're both to fun to
ride, but you wouldn't
want your friends to
see you on either one.
Right?
- Okay, I have one.
- Okay.
- How do you find a
fat girl's vagina?
- How?
- You flip through the
Then you go back one.
- Where did you even hear that?
- I don't know, it was on
the internet or something.
- Hey where were you, we were
looking all over for you.
Oh yeah, Matt, Jill, Jill, Matt.
- Hey.
So you're Elmo's aunt?
I mean that's
pretty weird right?
How does that even happen?
- His mom is my sister
and my dad's his grandpa.
What, do you want me to
draw you a family tree?
- No, no, I just...
I don't know, 'cause I
mean my sister and I,
we're like, I don't
know, I was just trying...
- You was just trying to
make some weird roundabout
apology for hurting my
feelings the other day.
- What...
- Which is f***ing
lame by the way.
You can do that with a
f***ing fat joke, ugh.
So you clearly
wanna make amends or
pacify your conscience
or weasel me
into bed or whatever
the f*** it is
That you're trying to do,
- Wait, what?
So why don't you just
get it over with?
"I'm sorry"?
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- Do you mean it?
- Yeah.
- Great.
We can be friends again,
take a seat.
So how long have you known...
You know what?
This isn't really
doing it for me.
You wanna get out of here
and eat someplace else?
- Sure.
I'll call Elmo.
- Okay.
Where are we?
- Yeah, where the f***
are we going man, come on.
- No, it's going,
we're going to this
cool cafe, bar,
diner type, I don't
know what it is,
but there is a bar
inside, we don't have to be 21.
I used to go there all
the time with my sister,
they've got great food,
great corned beef hash.
I mean they have salads and
stuff too, so you're all set.
- Dude, did you
just call me fat?
- What?
- What the f*** dude?
- No, 'cause in class
you said that thing
about being a vegetarian,
so I just thought...
No no no no, hey, I didn't...
- You're an insensitive
motherf***er.
- I didn't mean anything by it.
Hey, hey, I'm really, goddammit.
- Why don't you go
for a walk, okay?
Take a minute.
- I, I wasn't trying...
- Why don't you just tell her
to go on a diet
or something, huh?
- I didn't mean, that's not what
I meant at all, goddammit.
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