Some Days Are Better Than Others Page #5

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stuff here anyway?

- Some old lady's house

who just died.

Daughter lives in LA

and doesn't have time

to deal with it.

What about stuffy

with red stickers then?

I sell them.

On eBay.

I make a killing.

I don't make dick

on the furniture removal.

I underbid everyone

else, just so I can

get to the stuff first.

- So you're the reason

there's nothing cool

at the thrift stores

anymore?

So...

Why do you work

temp labor jobs?

I mean, I've never

been able to figure

out why anybody

would want to do this.

- I don't know.

I think I've been

having a hard time

committing to anything.

- Sh*t, I know how

that is.

But with me -

its women

There's just too

many of them.

Probably one of them now.

This dipshit...

What's up dickweed?

Haha, no, man I'm

moving a house today

Yeah, man, totally

bummed.

Hey sounds good,

bring the babes.

B*tches and hoes,

you know how I roll.

Oh nice!

Dude, I just found

the old lady's

liquor cabinet.

Looks like this is

going to be a

fun weekend.

Hey, hand me

one of those boxes.

Hell yeah, but I ain't

sharing with you b*tch.

Yeah, because you're

a f***ing lightweight?

Haha

Yeah, keep dreaming.

Damn, I think granny

liked drinking, huh?

F***ing alcoholic b*tch.

Good for her.

Alright, leave this here.

Don't touch it.

Start cleaning out

the fridge, just

throw everything in

a big trashbag

I'm going to start going

through this b*tch's clothes

Start working on the

bathroom when you're

done with the fridge.

Don't you touch

that f***ing liquor.

I don't want that

sh*t on my truck.

Just leave it on

the curb.

Where's your little

boyfriend?

Huh?

- That other dude, is

he inside taking a sh*t

or something?

- I don't know, I

thought he was out

here on the truck.

- That shithead.

He's probably inside

jerking off or something.

YO!

Dude, we got work

to do, what the f***!

Dude, you better not be

sleeping on the job.

- I think his name's Dale.

I don't give a flying f***!

Oh, God f***ing damnit!

Goddamn F***.

Jesus F***ing Christ!

Dale, where the f***

are you?

Dale!

F***!

F***ing prick.

Dale, where the f***

are you?

Jesus titty f***ing Christ!

F***ing damnit!

Dale, where the f***

are you?

God!

I'm not paying sh*t,

your man just

stole my property

and vanished.

No, I didn't give

it to him, he just

snuck off with a

box full of liquor.

I don't know where

the hell he went!

Manforce, more like

shitforce.

Do you have

anyone working there

who's not a

complete f*** up?

I have no problem

coming down there right now.

No, f*** you!

- Every now and then

I get a little bit lonely

and you never

come around

- Every now and then

I get a little bit tired

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