Solitary Man Page #3
that Eastern European web special.
That was my cousin Eva. She
was in town on business.
I dont know, why didnt you
just come by and say hello?
I was on my way over to.
And thats when I saw you slip
your hand under her skirt.
dropped something.
But then she started squirming
in such a way I thought,
I dont think he
dropped anything.
So thats gin.
Yeah?
Means that you won that hand.
I dont play cards.
Well, at least you didnt
sell me out. Thank you.
Id cheat on her if
she was my girlfriend.
Have a good weekend, Ben.
Okay. Im gonna do this for you. Not
for your mother, for you.
I know the school.
I know the dean.
I always regretted never going
I was always too busy.
Hmm. Yeah, momma said you used to
always be on MSNBC and CNN.
And that you had dealerships
in every town in Long Island
and New Jersey and Connecticut.
Thats a slight exaggeration.
She also said you f***ed
it up six ways to Sunday.
No exaggeration there.
Look, I promise I will
not ruin your weekend.
You know, Ill give you a tour
of the campus, take you over to
meet the dean, you know,
for your interview.
Smooth things out. Shake hands. And
then Ill go back and crash
at the hotel and you can do whatever
the hell you want to.
And this time I
wont say anything.
And you wont treat
me like a kid, right?
Well, youre not a kid, are you?
Some guys supposed to meet us.
I dont know where
the hell he is.
You know, I thought
you were an involved alumni.
Alumnus. Just means
I write the big checks.
How do you know the
dean of this place?
used to. And hed always leave
my office with an endowed chair
in the English Department
ground on the library.
And what about now?
Courtesy calls
when hes in town.
Thats nice.
Insurance, for when I can
write the big checks again.
Look out!
Hey, a**hole. Let the
big dog hunt.
Let the big dog hunt.
Let the what?
Let the bi... look,
put the frisbee down.
Were frolfing.
That was my drive.
You called me an a**hole,
Im gonna earn it.
Dickwad.
Oh, my god. Ben!
Ben!
Easy..
Easy, easy.
Ben, stop it.
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop all this.
Officer.
Uh, Ben Kalmen.
Uh, here to see dean Gittleson.
I.D.S.
Someone wanna tell me
what happened here?
We had a little
misunderstanding.
Im willing to
forgive it if he is.
Im willing.
Good.
Get outta here.
Not so fast.
I wanna know what youre
doing on my campus.
Hes escorting me
for my interview.
She your daughter?
He goes out with my mother.
He tell you to say that?
No.
All right,
lets see it.
Eighteen.
Kalmen.
Youre the donor of the, the
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