Soccer Killer Page #3

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Ling, do you remember our

master's dying words?

Revive the Mount Mao Sect

and save the world

I dream of being a hero!

But, Lang, I remember that our master

didn't say a thing before he died

Isn't that why we don't know

the Mount Mao Sect martial arts?

There's also this thing

We don't even know what

is inside this Night Disk

Put that away...

He didn't make a sound,

but that doesn't mean he didn't say it

It was an unspoken message

Get it?

That's deep, Lang!

From what I hear

this is a huge opportunity for us!

Not only will we revive

the Mount Mao Sect

we can stand alongside

the eight sect masters!

When did they ask us to join?

It's not up to them.

It's up to Minister Lao!

Tonight

get eight guys to pose as the

sect masters and steal their records

I'll be the hero and save Minister Lao!

Let's go!

You haven't paid, skateboard head! Hey!

You go buysupperYou stay here

Go! Yes, Your Highness!

It's so tough to dress as a man.

I've this fake mustache on all day

Minister Lao is a woman!

Don't worry, Your Highness

I'm sure the eight sect masters

will join us. Have some tea

Are we doing this?

Who is it?

Tie the princess up. Hurry!

The servant, too!

Search for our files!

The other servant will be back soon!

You must have the files on you!

I'm going to search you!

Stop!

What? I've found it!

Why couldn't you wait 'til

I've got her clothes off?!

This is yours!

I didn't sell any fake medicine!

I killed the magistrate

that flirted with my wife

Mount Hua's Huaqiang was

the one who sold fake medicine!

Why are you fighting me for it?!

This one's yours! Give it to me!

Let me see

Abbess

you're a fake nun?

That's none of your business!

I went to jail for accidentally

messing with an underage girl

Don't you dare mock Miejue!

What was your crime?!

He's a crossdresser!

It's still less perverted than you two

Getting into fights

over a fake nun!

We may have been corrupted officials

but don't our new identities

show how sorry we are?

How do you know so much about the abbess?

He bought my hair to make a wig

He's actually bald

That's right

They're disguised as a monk and

a Taoist priest to avoid being seen

I met Lamp first

but later I fell in love with Sanfeng

For some reason,

I then had a daughter with Lamp

But I can tell that

she looks more like Sanfeng

It's all in your mind

That's your name under

father on the birth certificate

I, Mao Cilang,

am here to save you, Minister Lao!

Shouldn't Ling be in here with them?

Grab him! He's a spy!

The eight sect leaders want to

kill Minister Lao and destroy their files!

What the...?

You hired another group of guys?

How can I afford that?

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