Snowmen Page #2

We'll tell you

who's good to hang out with.

Profound!

I bet we're gonna

be more famous than my dad.

Hey, you guys

hear what happened?

We found a dead guy

in my front yard!

It got on the news and everything!

And we almost got killed

digging the guy out.

Yeah. That's neat, Billy.

Wait! You didn't even hear

the coolest part yet!

Make sure you tell everybody!

That was weird, mon.

Yeah.

Let's go find the kids that matter.

Whoa, what is that, mon?

It's called Kill Hill.

That's all the snow from the parking lot

for the whole year.

Whoever rules that hill

rules the school.

That's Jason Bound.

Don't look at him.

He's the biggest kid in school

only 'cause he failed three grades.

Don't go on that hill ever.

They play super rough.

- Hey, Billy.

- Um...

Hi, Gwen.

Um, I heard you were one of the boys

who found that Snowman guy.

Yeah, yeah, we did.

Me and Lucas and Howard.

- He's from Jamaica.

- Hello there.

I'm going now.

Okay, bye.

You guys okay?

I mean,

it must have been scary, right?

Well, no. Actually,

I don't really get scared.

I just heard they found

a boot sticking up.

Well, then, you heard wrong,

'cause I was this close

to the dead guy's face.

Really?

Then what did he look like?

We couldn't see that much,

'cause of all the ice and stuff.

Yeah, at first.

But then the ice melted off,

and we could see his face.

It was so disgusting.

His skin was all blue,

and his hair was like icicles

sticking up in every direction.

And then,

something so scary happened.

He opened his eyes...

- Hmm?

... and he stared right at me.

Bull!

That old fart was dead.

No, he wasn't, not totally.

You're so full of it, Kirkfield.

You don't know.

I do know, because I killed him,

and I stuck him in your front yard

to warn you to stay off my hill,

you sick freak.

Let's just go.

What was that, Pukus?

You want to speak,

you ask permission first.

You got that?

I didn't hear you, Mucus.

Do you understand?

Oan I say something?

May I have permission to speak?

Who are you?

I'm Howard Rudolph Victor Garvey,

just moved here from Jamaica,

and you're Jason Bound, right?

The na-na head that failed

three times.

Leave him alone, Jason.

He doesn't know the rules.

Well, then I better teach him.

Who is he?

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh!

Hello there.

Have a nice trip.

Profound!

Billy, we're going skating

at the duck pond tonight.

You guys should come.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good morning, boys.

Good morning, Miss Wetzel.

Jason, hat off, please.

Mr. Garvey, I believe you are

the first student in our history

to see the principal's office

before your own classroom.

Mr. Garvey?

Okay, Jason, you know the drill.

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