Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Page #4

I'm warnin' ya.

If the Queen finds her here,

she'll swoop down

and wreak her vengeance on us!

But she doesn't know where I am!

She don't, eh? She knows everything.

She's full of black magic.

She can even make herself invisible.

Might be in this room right now.

Oh, she'll never find me here.

And if you let me stay,

I'll keep house for you.

I'll wash and sew

and sweep and cook and...

Cook?

Can you make dapple lumpkins...

Lumple dapplins?

- Apple dumplings!

- Eh, yes!

Crapple dumpkins.

Yes, and plum pudding

and gooseberry pie...

Gooseberry pie? Hooray! She stays!

Soup!

Hooray!

Just a minute.

Supper's not quite ready.

You'll just have time to wash.

Wash? Wash?

- Wash? Wash? Wash?

- Hah! Knew there was a catch to it.

- Why wash?

- What for? We ain't goin' nowhere.

'Tain't New Year's.

Oh, perhaps you have washed.

Perhaps we...

- Yes! Perhaps we have.

- But when?

When? When. You said whe...

Why, last week. Why, recently!

Yes, recently!

Oh, recently!

Let me see your hands.

Let me see your hands!

Why, Doc, I'm surprised!

Come on, let's see them.

Oh, Bashful, my, my, my!

And you?

Worse than I thought!

How shocking!

Goodness me, this will never do.

March straight outside and wash,

or you'll not get a bite to eat.

Well, aren't you going to wash?

What's the matter?

Cat got your tongue?

Did you hurt yourself?

Hah, women!

Courage, men, courage.

Don't be nervous.

Gosh, it's wet!

It's cold, too!

We ain't gonna do it, are we?

Well, it'll please the Princess.

I'll take a chance for her!

Me, too!

Hah! Her wiles are beginnin' to work.

But I'm warnin' ya,

you give 'em an inch,

and they'll walk all over ya!

Don't listen to that old warthog.

Come on now, men.

- How hard do ya scrub?

- Will our whiskers shrink?

Do ya get in the tub?

Do ya have to wash

where it doesn't show?

Now, now, now, don't get excited.

Here we go.

Step up to the tub

'Tain't no disgrace

Just pull up your sleeves

and get 'em in place

Then scoop up the water

and rub it on your face and go...

Pick up the soap

Now don't try to bluff

Work up a lather

And when you got enough

Get your hands full of water

and you snort and you snuff and go...

You douse and you souse

Rub and you scrub

You sputter and splash

all over the tub

You may be cold

and wet when you're done

But you gotta admit

it's good and clean fun

So splash all you like

'Tain't any trick

As soon as you're through

You'll feel mighty slick

Bunch of old nanny goats.

Ya make me sick going...

Hah! Next thing ya know...

...she'll be tyin' your beards up

in pink ribbons...

...and smellin' ya up with

that stuff called "perfoom."

A fine bunch of water lilies

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