Snow Angels Page #3

Now it's not so bright, huh?

- No.

- You look like a helicopter pilot, in Vietnam.

You look like that... You look, you know,

you look like Tom Cruise.

Thanks.

If Tom Cruise was a little girly-girly,

he would look like you.

A little girly?

But now he's a big boy.

He is a big boy.

There's a lot of junk food

on this list, Mom.

Doctors don't tell you to watch

that for no reason.

All the food in the fridge tastes like sh*t.

This should be enough money

to cover a few substitute meals.

If it isn't, you can get rid of the cookies.

I like them in the afternoon

with my coffee.

Especially this time of year,

but I don't absolutely have to have them.

Ditch the cookies.

When will you be back?

I got a bunch of errands.

- How's Glenn?

- Fine.

- Say hello to him for me.

- I do, Mom, all the time.

You know what I wish?

Mom, forget it.

I just wish the two of you were happy.

That's all I'm gonna say.

I'm leaving.

I love you.

It's just bullshit.

Every corner looks the same now.

Every city is becoming

one beige strip-mall.

Nobody cares about choices or character...

Hey, Arthur.

- Hi.

- Tell Lila to calm down.

- I'm just freaked out.

Lily told me they're putting

fast food in the cafeteria.

- That makes me wanna throw up.

- Yeah, that's...

That's kind of... I hate throw-up.

I like your shoes.

What's wrong with them?

Dude, I gotta tell you

about what went down last night.

It was crazy.

- What?

I can't tell you here.

Too many kids, remind me later.

Okay.

So, your dad move out today?

Yeah.

- Swipe any of his pornos before he left?

- Only the Chinese one.

I don't know why.

It's not like I'm gonna watch it.

You didn't take

The vagina Threat.

That's not what it's called,

it's called Triple P*ssy...

Whatever. Okay, okay. That's disgusting.

I gotta take a dump.

F***.

Now, what's up with those two sluts

that are obsessed with you?

They're Lila and Lily.

They transferred from B.H. Best...

- Do you think he's cute?

B.T. Best.

- A couple weeks ago. Sisters.

- Can you say that in Spanish?

Arthur?

Yeah.

Hey.

You like that?

What do you think of daddy's belt?

That's a very big belly.

Yeah, that's when Daddy used to drink

that beer. That's nasty.

Ugh!

- Ugh.

- I don't like beer.

- I don't like it anymore either.

Mommy...

You tell your mommy,

Daddy's not drinking beer anymore.

You have great teeth.

Show me more of them.

- Show me your cheese mouth.

Look at my teeth.

Don't you want that...?

That's Daddy's dingle berry. Don't do that.

You two make a lovely family.

- Can you take care of this blemish I have?

I can take it off.

- Don't worry.

- I want this to be perfect.

- Come on, Tara.

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