Snakes on a Plane Page #5

- Yes.

- Can I get a gin and tonic?

- I'll be right back with that.

Thanks.

Ooh, wow.

In Hawaii for vacation?

Not really. I was there for

the kickboxing tournament.

Oh my God.

You're a kickboxer?

Me too.

Well, I take a kickboxing

class with Lonnie, Malibu Fitness.

Uh-huh.

- Awesome cardio.

- Good for you.

My girlfriend and I

go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Yeah, girlfriend.

Right.

Wait, wait.

Watch this.

Come on, take it easy, buddy.

You okay?

Son of a...

- Yeah, yeah.

- You all right, dude?

Hey, will you

look around?

Look around the plane.

How come there aren't

more people on this flight?

I can't figure it out.

Honey, 'cause it's

the red eye. Hmm?

Okay, okay.

- I'm sorry, sweetie.

- No, I accept-- I accept that.

If you hated flying this much,

why did you let me pick Hawaii

for our honeymoon?

'Cause that's where

you wanted to go.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

- Hmm, Bali, huh?

- What?

You said earlier you

wanted to go to Bali.

It's a very beautiful place.

I've been there.

You surf?

You don't look like a surfer.

- No disrespect.

- Hey, none taken.

And I did try it.

I figure, why spend all my time

in the ocean when I could lay on

the beach and admire all the beauties,

- you know what I mean?

- Yeah.

Couldn't stay on

your board, could you?

No. Fell off every time.

Got me.

- Can I help you?

- No, I'm just stretching my legs.

Big plane, plenty of

places to do it.

Plenty of other places

to do it, you mean.

I do something

wrong here?

Technically, no.

But maybe next time, you people

could give us a little heads up

before you commandeer

the plane.

You people?

Oh, no no no no.

l--

Hey, hey, don't stress it.

Just joking.

So can l-- can I get you

something or...

No, I'm cool.

Just pretend I'm not here.

Okay.

Psst.

Psst.

Psst.

- Hi.

- What's up?

This is Mary Kate.

- Yes, that's nice.

- And I'm Mercedes.

- You know, like the car, vroom vroom.

- Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

- Ooh, yeah.

- She likes you.

- Yeah, that's cool.

- Say hi.

- You are?

- Oh, come on now.

Yeah, I'm-I'm-I'm...

- Trying to steal my dog?

- Oh, believe me, I don't want the dog.

I'm kidding.

I know who you are.

- Yeah, I know you know who I am.

- Three G's.

All right, all right,

"Booty Go Thump."

Yeah, my booty went thump.

Yeah, I know

that's right.

That's tight.

That's tight.

Yeah, your dog, the dog.

No, that's good. It's cool.

- Yeah, l-- I love--

- Little kiss.

Yeah, I love dogs.

- Hi.

- Aloha.

Here.

- Come on, come out.

- Hurry.

You see, at the end

of the day,

the music business

is still a business.

You okay?

I'm-I'm-I'm good.

As I was saying,

see, I'm all about

taking the music

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