Snakes on a Plane Page #2
watching my back, son.
- Come on.
- You're right, brother, I got you.
Ladies and gentlemen,
- has been delayed half an hour.
- Oh, come on!
We apologize
for this inconvenience
and we'll begin boarding
as soon as possible.
Oh, boy.
It's gonna be a fun flight.
Aloha all Island
Express passengers...
Five whole hours.
Do you know who's working today?
I didn't get a crew list.
You know,
I have no idea.
Oh my God.
Here she comes. Here she comes!
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
Oh!
Oh, Claire, don't go.
Last thing the world
needs is another lawyer.
I mean, really,
- It's gonna be hard.
- Will you take me with you?
Please.
Could we ask for Bruno
from Simply Corporate?
Elena, by we,
I mean you.
No, not all drivers are the same.
That's the point.
The last thing I need is some guy
going on and on
about the weather
the whole way home. Get Bruno.
Mary Kate, hush.
Sorry, she gets
nervous flying.
Oh, that's okay.
I understand,
you know.
Do you think she'll
want some Xanax?
Oh no, she's okay.
How you feeling?
Yeah, fine.
You ready for this?
Yeah.
Is that our plane?
No, every cop in Honolulu
thinks it is.
Hey, come on, relax.
FBI's escorting
some guy to LA.
They just took over
all first class.
Are they allowed
to do that?
Well, apparently
FAA Section 108 states,
"If deemed necessary,
they can do whatever they want."
Well, who's gonna tell the first class
passengers they're flying coach?
That would be you, kid.
South Pacific Air 121.
Oh, my.
I was hoping you'd
be the sky candy on this flight.
You're looking especially
delicious this evening.
I love it when you
demean me, Rick.
My pleasure.
I gotta go fly a big plane.
- Hi, doll.
- Hi there, Rick.
Isn't he smooth?
Yes, sir. I'm soaking
the leis with it.
The pheromone will make
these guys go f***ing crazy.
Duke.
Leave it, Duke.
- Ladies.
- Welcome aboard.
Agent Flynn.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the final boarding call
- for South Pacific Air, flight 121...
- Aloha.
- Thank you.
- with nonstop service to Los Angeles.
- Aloha.
- No no no, the hair.
Aloha.
Unfortunately, first class
is overbooked.
But there's plenty of room for you
to stretch out in coach,
which is less than half full.
For the inconvenience,
we are offering you
a free travel coupon
good on any South Pacific
Air flight.
A free travel coupon won't help me get
to my meeting on time, now will it?
Sir, I'm pretty sure
that coach gets to Los Angeles
about the same time
as first.
Funny. Does my premium awards
membership come with sarcasm,
or should I speak
to your supervisor, Claire?
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