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and that's one letter higher than CEO.

Well, Ian, you must've misheard me,

because I'm actually the CEOO,

which has one more letter,

so it's more important.

Hey! It's you.

I know you.

You're the kid from that crazy video

You're the Backflip Microphone Guy!

It's the guy! This guy. You know it.

She got it. She knows what it is.

Okay, that's actually why we're here.

Okay, I have a question for you.

When you regained consciousness,

and you fell off the stage

and you landed on the mic,

did the whole thing go up your ass?

Or was it some sort of, like,

special effects wizardry?

Okay, can we just keep it down, please?

Okay, 'cause I was watching

with my husband... Sorry, taken.

And he was like, "Where'd

the microphone go?"

And I was like, "I think

it's in that boy's ass. "

Okay, that's enough, okay?

You will not take that tone with me.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Okay? It's just that my friend and I

have a very important

issue we need to discuss.

It's a matter we'd like to take up directly

with the CEO of this establishment,

if you don't mind.

So, is Mr. YouTube available

to see us right now?

Mr. YouTube?

Yup, we're going straight to the top.

Okay, first of all, the CEO of YouTube

is not just gonna sit down

with two random guys off the street.

And even if he did, I'm pretty sure

the guy's name is not "Mr. YouTube. "

Mr. YouTube will see you now.

His office is just at

the end of that hallway.

Really?

I don't care what Billy Snapchat says.

Billy Snapchat is a little b*tch.

I'm Steve YouTube. What I say goes.

No, I had lunch with Sally Instagram

three days ago.

She and Roger Facebook are in.

Now, if you don't want

to get on board with this,

then you are a stupid jerk idiot.

Sorry for the French.

All right, I got to go.

I've got two random guys in my office

I've never met before, and

they need something from me.

And I can't keep them waiting.

Good-bye.

Good-bye!

Sorry about that.

That was Ted Google.

Guy's been a pain in my butt

ever since he bought my company.

Hi. Steve YouTube. Pleasure to meet you.

- Hi.

- I don't touch. I don't touch.

I'm Ian and this is...

Backflip Microphone Guy!

Dude, that is one of my

all-time favorite videos.

What can I do for you guys?

Well, Mr. YouTube...

Oh, no, no, no. Please.

Call me Steve. YouTube.

Call me Steve YouTube.

Okay. So, Steve YouTube,

I need that thing...

- Awesome video.

- Shh.

I need that thing that you mentioned...

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the video.

- Hilarious, right?

- Hilarious.

Shut... uuuup.

Okay, so, yeah, I need that video removed

from your website, please.

Ah, yes, yeah.

I got to be honest with you guys.

This thing... this kind

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