Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Page #5

They never learn.

Look out, The Bandit's comin'

Get your money and warn the women

Tell those smokeys all to take a rest

'Cause they'll never get

the Bandit Express

Whoa, they'll never get

the Bandit Express

Junior, I want to tell you

an interesting story.

When the Pilgrim Justices landed

on the shores of Texas...

some of the male members of the family...

became lawmen.

All of the lawmen of the Justices...

had sixth sense.

- That's too bad.

- What's too bad about having sixth sense?

Well, that's not even a dime.

Hi, folks, this is Dusty Trails,

speaking to you live...

from Town's Autorama on the corner

of Second St. and Washington Blvd.

I hope you're enjoying

our million-dollar movie...

and you're going to enjoy hearing

from Skip.

Take it away, Skip!

Thank you, Dusty. Isn't she wonderfuI?

Friends, before

I forget, don't you forget...

to come out here on Sunday

and bring the kids.

'Cause in addition to the best auto values

in town...

we're giving away free oatmeaI cookies

baked by Dusty herself.

Hard to believe somebody

so pretty can cook too, isn't it, friends?

Let's talk about the special of the week.

It's a '76 Mercury Monarch, fully loaded...

but you don't have to be to buy it.

Yes, this low-mileage honey

has got new rubber, factory air...

AMIFM stereo and four brand-new shocks

that I personally installed myself.

Dusty, why don't you tell them

about your cookies...

while I climb up on the hood

and demonstrate?

If you really want to save yourself

a lot of money and grief...

stay as far away from this dump as you can.

See that fool jumping up

on the hood of that car?

That fool wouldn't know a good deal

if someone gave him four aces.

When I moved here, I didn't know a soul,

so I answered his ad for a bookkeeper.

Should've been for a football player,

considering the passes he made at me.

He told me he loved me, needed me,

and was leaving his wife.

The only thing he left was fingerprints.

Hell, he had no intention

of divorcing his wife.

The only intention he had was conning

you people out of a lot of money.

See that special he's jumping on?

It's a special, all right.

Just add three zeroes

when you check out the mileage.

It used to be a taxi!

This gal is taking a walk on Skip Town,

his lies, and his lemons!

Folks, I'm a little irritated. Pardon me.

I hope you enjoy the movie.

But I am leaving. Bye!

Dusty, Skip's going to freak

when he hears that.

That's his problem!

Good luck, kid!

Hold it! Thank you.

I need a ride.

I hope you're going that way.

I sure am. Go straight ahead.

Look, do you mind if I change my clothes?

Change your... What? In here?

Oh, sure. No problem for me.

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