Smokey and the Bandit II Page #5

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- You see, we have got a surprise for you.

- What?

- We've got a surprise for you.

- Yes, big surprise.

- If you will just kindly step outside.

- Right outside, here.

We got something we'd like to show you.

Come on.

Son of Trigger.

You shouldn't have done that.

Pretty, ain't it? I didn't do it all by myself.

- Mama helped me a little.

- What did you do?

I traded Junior's car in on it.

- Black is beautiful.

- Expensive, too.

- But worth it.

- Yeah.

Where was that you said we were going?

- Where do you think we need to go?

- Miami.

Ride, country cowboy, ride

The open highway is your range

Ten-four little buckaroo

And happy trails to you

Ride, country cowboy, ride

Now you're the Bandit on the run

Not a bad guy just havin' fun

Still ridin' hard

Beneath those western skies

If there's an ambush up ahead

And you see smokey's lights flashin' red

Remember Trigger and me will be

By your side

So ride, country cowboy, ride

Bet that smokey can't handle

the legendary Bandit...

just driving along at old double nickel.

Maybe he doesn't know

who the legendary Bandit is.

Doubtful.

I'm what you call your "basic famous."

- "Basic famous."

- Bandit!

Hey, Bandit! Hi!

- Gotta be careful of women like that.

- Yeah?

They start off,

they just want your autograph.

Next, they wanna tear your clothes off.

Then they want your body.

- You're kidding?

- No, I wouldn't kid about a thing like that.

You don't joke about

people taking your clothes off.

No. Golly, it must be hard.

- What?

- Being a superstar.

I'll tell you something. Sometimes it's hell.

- Is it?

- Yeah.

I don't know. You feel like a freak.

Probably.

You know, I've been thinking...

and I'd rather just have your autograph.

- As opposed to what?

- Ripping your clothes off.

Why?

I've seen you with your clothes off,

remember?

Of course I remember.

It ain't no big deal.

I swear I'm gonna break the camera,

with my hair in rollers like this.

Hell, it's worth it...

getting your picture took

with a living legend.

- Bo, it's awful hot out here.

- I'll be right with you, honey.

Take your time. I understand completely.

I think I'd like one of those pictures

for myself...

wallet-size, with a glossy finish,

the scalloped edges.

I wanna remember this moment forever.

Hold still. Say "cheese."

- Cheese.

- Thank you.

- Bye, gals.

- Thanks.

I could die right here.

- Bye!

- Bye, Bandit!

- Howdy.

- What do you boys need?

We're here to pick up a crate.

Do you have a crate number 1444?

Got it right here.

Right in between number 1443...

- ...and 1445.

- Good place.

You want to go down to the first building

on the right...

and hook a left.

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