Smokey and the Bandit II Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 100 min
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may seal and strengthen your love.
Excuse me.
Hello?
But, sir, this is a wedding.
All right, just a moment.
It's for the bride-to-be.
It's long distance.
Carrie?
It's for you.
Junior, I don't think I should take it
right now.
You gotta take it. It's long distance.
Right.
Hello?
Yes, it is.
Cledus, hi! How are you?
I'm good.
Look, Cledus, I'm a little busy right now.
Who's in trouble?
Oh, him.
Yeah, sure. I remember him.
Help?
Why should I help him?
What good reason?
$50,000? That's a good reason.
Yeah, right. I'll be right there.
Junior, do you love me?
- Sure, Carrie.
- Good.
'Cause maybe then you'll understand
and you'll wait for me.
When I get back, I'll have enough money for
that brand new milking machine you want.
Good! And maybe someday
we can buy a cow.
Right.
Not again.
Now, just where do you think you're going?
And you better recharge your beeper.
Damn! I thought I was supposed
to go with her.
Well, I said it before...
and I'm gonna say it again.
There ain't no way
that you could come from my loins.
I'm going home
and kick your mama in the butt.
- Okay, where's the rest of it?
- You found them all, massa.
Yeah.
You know what I think
about your big training program?
- J-O-A-K, joke. That's what I think.
- I'm in better shape every day.
If Big Enos could ship that package
of his to Texas behind a team of mules...
it'd beat us at the rate we're going.
Just 'cause I started shaking,
you're falling to pieces.
Shaking? You've got the DTs so bad...
you could thread a sewing machine
with it running.
Thanks. I'll take that.
I don't know why you sent for her.
I don't need her.
You don't need anybody, but she's coming.
Why don't you admit
you're glad she's coming?
You'll need all the help you can get
to get in shape...
to make this run, anyway.
Well, that's about enough.
- How many is that?
- One.
- You did one yesterday.
- I know, and it hurt.
Do you think maybe you could squeeze
two out of your body...
- ...without having a coronary?
- I could try.
She never was that much of a help, anyway.
I just figured out why my album didn't sell.
It was the wrong selection of material:
- The Bandit Sings Cole Porter.
- Listen.
If you think the girl was having a good time,
look at that.
Hell, she had to get in line to see you!
She left me when the going got tough.
Hold it.
I distinctly remember
that when the going got good...
it was Bo's big ego
that busted everything up.
Remember what I told you?
I said, "If you ever lose that girl...
"you're gonna wind up being
a booze-head ex-superstar...
"and every time you come up for air,
you'll have a can of beer in your hand."
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