Smokey and the Bandit Page #5

INSIDE THE TRUCK (DIALOGUE OVERLAPS)

And for the first time, we get a real look inside the rig.

It's quite a set-up. The opposite of the outside. Home on

the road.

Sheepskin over the two front seats, a poster of Raquel Welch

in a bikini tacked above the windshield, under which is a

bumper sticker reading: "Do It For Truckers." On the dash

board, a St. Christopher medal and a chattering skull. Also,

a stereo tape deck and the best Citizens Band Radio outfit

money can buy.

Bandit is on the C.B.

BANDIT:

(into mike)

Hot Pants, I got no choice. I gotta

make a run to Texarkana. Over.

WOMAN'S VOICE

(over CB)

But you been promising to take me

for three weeks.

BANDIT:

(into mike)

Baby, I...

MALE VOICE:

(over CB)

Break. Break.

WOMAN'S VOICE

(over CB)

Yeah, breaker; come on.

MALE VOICE:

(over CB)

Hot Pants, this here is Sugar Man.

I'll take you to the show tonight.

Pick you up at seven. How am I hitting

you?

WOMAN'S VOICE

(over CB)

Bull's-eye, Sugar Man. Bandit?

BANDIT:

(into mike)

Yeah?

WOMAN'S VOICE

(over CB)

Go sit on a cold carrot.

Bandit looks at the mike and we:

CUT TO:

RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY

Bandit's truck pulls to a stop in front of a small white

clapboard house.

CUT TO:

A FEW MINUTES LATER - INSIDE THE HOUSE

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