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TO BUY YOU ALL THE THINGS

YOU WANT, NOW, DOESN'T HE?

I KNOW.

WHY DON'T YOU AND ME

GO UPSTAIRS:

AND PLAY OURSELVES

A LITTLE GAME, YEAH?

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

MR. RUSSO'S ESTATE.

ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

[ ZIPPER OPENS ]

[ CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY ]

THANK YOU, JEFFREY.

HELLO?

AH,

MR. FEARLESS FREDDY.

NOT NOW.

ONLY IN THE DARK.

YES, YOU ARE

A HARD MAN TO GET AHOLD OF.

YOU'RE QUITE THE LEGEND.

I'M SURPRISED THAT WE HAVEN' SPOKEN BEF-- OH! ...FORE.

NOW, TELL ME, MR. FREDDY,

WHAT DO YOU KNOW

ABOUT CAESAR'S PHALLUS?

CAESAR'S PHALLUS...

A UNIQUE ITEM INDEED.

IT WAS A GIF TO QUEEN VICTORIA

DURING THE LAST YEARS

OF HER REIGN.

CAN I TOUCH THIS?

PLEASE DO.

DAMN, THIS IS HEAVY.

OOH.

YES, YES, IT IS.

OH, BOY, THIS IS NICE.

BRING NEW MEANING TO,

"DIAMONDS ARE

A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND."

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL ITS ALMOST 3:00.

SO, HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA BE

IN SAN FRANCISCO?

OH, THERE'S BEEN

A CHANGE IN PLANS.

GENTLEMEN.

HERE'S YOUR PACKAGE.

YES.

NOW, EXERCISE GREAT CARE

OF THIS, WON'T YOU?

IN SOME CIRCLES,

THIS IS PRICELESS.

I THINK I'M GONNA GO

TAKE MY BREAK NOW

OH, MY.

OH, MY, MY, MY.

DID I HAVE THAT ERECTION

THE ENTIRE TIME?

[ SIMULATED GUNFIRE,

EXPLOSIONS ]

BOO-YAH, B*TCH!

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

Antoine:

HOLD UP! HOLD UP!

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU BEEN PRACTICING.

YOU BEEN --

THAT'S GAME, BABY!

OH, OH, OH, OH.

OH, OH, OH.

YOUR BREATH STINK.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SMOOCHES ]

NICE.

I DIDN'T WAN TO PLAY THAT GAME, NO WAY.

YOU'VE BEEN

PRACTICING THAT.

COME ON,

I DIDN'T BEAT YOU THAT BAD.

OH, NO, ITS NOT THAT.

BELIEVE ME.

THAT'S PROBABLY

THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY.

AW, SPENDING TIME

WITH YOUR WIFE IS

THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR DAY.

OH, MY GOSH,

YOUR LIFE TOTALLY SUCKS.

I'M JUST SAYING.

SAYING WHAT?

NOTHING.

JUST ANOTHER HARD DAY AT WORK.

THAT'S ALL.

YOU WANT TO KNOW

WHY EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY?

YES, PLEASE, TELL ME.

BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL GOOD

AT YOUR NUMBER-ONE JOB,

AND THAT'S BEING

HEAD OF THIS HOUSEHOLD.

YOU DO STILL LIKE

THAT JOB, RIGHT?

THE BENEFITS ARE

PRETTY GOOD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

UM...NOW THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE

I NEED TO TELL YOU.

OKAY.

I'M PREGNANT.

BABY, THAT'S...

DADDY!

ALL I SAID WAS:

MAKE IT CLAP GIRL...

HI.

OH, HEY, BABY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?

I'M PLAYING WITH DAISY.

WHO?

DAISY, OUR DOG, DADDY.

OH, BABY.

DAISY PASSED AWAY,

REMEMBER?

WE BURIED HER IN THE GARDEN

ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO.

NOW SHE'S

ON THE COFFEE TABLE.

WHAT IS THAT?

I MADE BREAKFAST!

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, MY GOD.

RICARDO, GET BACK TO WORK.

YOU'RE LAZY.

CHUTIA.

HEY, MR. BUKKAKI,

YOU REMEMBER MY FRIEND ANTOINE?

YEAH,

I REMEMBER ANTWINE.

DON'T STEAL ANYTHING,

OKAY?

[ COUGHING LOUDLY ]

ON YOUR WAY TO WORK?

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