Slumdog Millionaire

hello world

Bombay, 2006

Jamal Malik is one question away

from winning 20 million rupees.

How did he do it?

A:
He cheated

B:
He's lucky

C:
He's a genius

D:
It is written

Good evening! (speaks Hindi)

Welcome to "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"!

Are you ready?

Yes.

Please give a big round of applause

to a very first contestant of the night

Jamal Malik from our very

own... (speaks Hindi) Mumbay!

Hello, let's play.

Smile, you'll be fine.

Name.

Motherchud, name!

Jamal Malik.

You have a name. Good. Stop crying.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.

So, Jamal...

tell me something about yourself.

I work in a call-center

in Juhu. - Good.

A phone basher..

And what type of call-center should that be?

XL5 mobile phones.

So you are the one who calls me up

every single day of my life

with special offers, huh?

No, actually I am an assistant.

An assistant phone basher?

And what does an assistant

phone basher do exactly?

I get tea for people and...

Chaiwalla. A chaiwalla.

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

Jamal Malik... (speaks Hindi)

chaiwalla from Mumbay,

let's play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"!

So, has he confessed yet?

Except his name I could not get

anything of him.

You have been here the whole bloody

night, Srinivas. What have you been doing?

He's a tough guy.

A little electricity will

loosen his tongue, give him.

Yes sir.

So, were you wired up?

Mobile phone or a pager?

Or coughing accomplice in the audience?

Or microchip under your skin, huh?

The chip is not here.

Not here? Ok, leave it.

It's hot, and my wife is giving me hell.

I've got a desk full of murderers, rapists,

extortionists, bomb bandits, and you.

So why don't you save us both a lot of time

and tell me how you cheated.

I'm done sir.

Now listen.

Hello!

He's is unconscious,

chutiya. What good is that?

How many times have I told

you, you should once...

I'm sorry sir.

(Speaks Hindi)

Now we'll have Amnesty International here

peeing in their pants about human rights.

Sir I was thinking...

Get him down, tidy him up please.

For God's sake!

Sir, what if he did know whe answers?

Professors, doctors, lawyers,

general knowledge-wallas

never get beyond 60000 rupees.

He's on 10 million.

What can a slumdog possibly know?

The answers.

I knew the answers.

Slumdog Millionaire.

Jamal, catch it!

Jamal, it's yours!

How did you manage to drop

a sitter like that, damn it?

Private ka-land!

Catch him!

The dogs are coming! Run!

If the planes won't kill you, we will!

Hey brother!

Sorry!

I'm very sorry.

Oh shit, it's Mum.

You want me to wallop you to death, huh?

Brother, leave these two to me.

Come on.

Athos.

The Three Musketeers.

Repeat it!

"You have sent for me, Sir?" said Athos.

Ah, here come our very own musketeers.

Thank you for gracing us all

with your presence.

Porthos!

Well, open it, Salim.

Stop doing that and open the book, Jamal.

Athos?

So... Mr. Malik

the man who knows all the answers.

Talk.

(Speaks Hindi) Talk!

So Jamal, are you ready for the

first question, for 1000 rupees?

Yes.

Not bad money to sit on a chair

and answer a question.

Better than making tea, no?

No. Yes. No.

No? Yes? No? Is that your final answer?

So remember. You have three lifelines.

Ask the audience, fifty-fifty

and call a friend.

So the first question, for 1000 rupees,

here we go.

Who was the star in the 1973

hit-film "Zanjeer"?

I'm in trouble, here...

Here... Money. Take the money...

Get out of there, Jamal.

Prakash wants a big one.

Not finished.

Stop your time-pass boys. This is urgent...

It's a shy one...

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