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But Abby was the greatest person
I'd ever met in my life.
I fell for Abby
from the moment I saw her.
She had this big,
beautiful smile.
Like, it seemed like her teeth
were bigger than her head
but in a sexy way.
So I built up the courage
to say...
HEY...
. HGY...
Il just wanted to say,
I really was moved
by your performance
just, like, on every level.
Almost sounds creepy.
No, I meant it
in some of the creepy ways.
I kept running into her
on campus...
HEY...
Because I was following her.
- Matt.
- Matt. Matt.
Hey, Abby.
Hey, Matt, right?
Yeah.
And I'd see her, and I'd say...
Hey, are you free, like,
this weekend?
She'd say no,
which was hot also,
'cause I knew she was sensible.
No, really, we're arranging
four new sons,
and they all need rehearsal...
Eventually, I threw her
an off-speed pitch.
I said...
Do you want to go
to church sometime?
What?
Well, I haven't been to church
since I was, like, ten,
but there's this nice chapel
here on campus,
and I was thinking,
if the date doesn't go well,
maybe we'll get something
out of the homily.
J' Now, now, now, now,
now, now, now J'
J' Now, now, now, now,
now, now, now J'
J' Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh J'
Abby actually
had to convince me
to have sex for the first time.
Yeah.
Get out of here!
Sorry.
She decided we'd go
to a bed-and-breakfast,
because nothing alleviates
the fear of sex
for the first time
It was, like, a reversal
of those '80s high school movies
where the girl is like,
"Devin, I can't."
And Devin's like,
"But you can."
She was Devin,
and I was Molly Ringwald.
for the first time
is such a transcendent feeling.
You know, it's like eating
pizza-flavored ice cream.
Your brain can't even process
that level of joy.
Yeah?
Yeah? Come on.
Whoo!
I was thinking about
Cookie Monster, you know?
And I was just thinking, like,
do you think he...
this guy has
an eating disorder?
Like, all he eats is cookies,
and he doesn't even
have a throat.
You know, like,
he's only fooling himself.
Um, and I was...
like, I was thinking about
stick insects, you know?
And, like, if I were an insect...
I'm not an insect.
Like, I know that.
But, like, if I were
an insect, like,
I'd hate to be a stick insect
'cause all the other insects
are always, like,
bumping into you
'cause they don't know
you're there,
"and you got to just be like,
'Watch it."
And they're like,
"Yeah, you look like a stick."
And you're just like,
"Yeah, I have eyes."
And they're like,
"Yeah, they were closed.
More sticks."
That's all the jokes I have.
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