Sleeping with the Fishes Page #3
there's plenty in the cabinet.
I have makeup on, Mom.
She looks like mierda.
- Ay.
- Mmm.
- Holy Mother of God.
- Oh, sh*t!
I should have knocked, I'm so sorry.
What if I was really dropping a deuce?
Truthfully, I find it, um,
just a little bit more disturbing
that Mom has a picture of
Daniel alone in the hallway.
Really? I find it more disturbing
that you were having
phone sex with a chimp.
Wait, no, I thought we
- Oh, we weren't? Oh, I'm sorry.
- No.
Oh, my God!
- I missed you.
- I missed you!
Oh, you forget.
Our mother is half hound,
she will find it, believe me.
- Hey, you
found your skinny jeans.
- Lookin' good, Mr. Kotter.
- Thanks.
I think if I fart, I may rip the seams.
Okay. Turn that frown upside down.
- You're home!
- For a funeral.
Well, if that's what it takes so be it.
Anyway, who has time for Danny drama
waiting patiently downstairs
to deliver some novestyle
drama of her own.
Did I tell you that I was jet lagged?
Like, just like this much?
Well, ding, ding, ding!
Let the games begin.
Do I look... fat? Or just bloated?
Is that a trick question?
Come on! I'm just kidding.
You look perfect!
This is gonna be so fun!
We're coming!
Mmm! Mmm, mm, mmm!
Hija, I made it with one percent.
Mamcan she have some food?
Oh! I'm sorrmijita.
She hasn't seen "Real
Women Have Curves" yet.
I got it for her for Mother's Day.
How long have I been home?
Long enough to remember why you left.
So, Dad, how you holding up?
Hmm? Yeah?
Got any last-minute details
you want help with, any
arranging, organizing?
Ay, Dios mo, always the party planner.
Lexita, have you ever
thought about retaking
the dental admissions exam?
Nope, never, not once.
You should.
You know, if I hadn't gone to
trade school to become a hygienist,
I would have
never met your father.
Yeah, see, I don't know what that
has to do with the conversation...
Okay, let me just boom, bang, pow
my way into this potential disaster.
in Lexie's DNA. Ay, no.
So is bipolar and depression...
Okay, it's in my DNA, I got it.
You know, Mo is giving me a
lot of extra parties, you know?
And with the holidays just a few
months away, I'm gonna be a lot busier.
Santa's gonna need helpers, like...
elves and such.
You know, I wonder why Hanukkah Julio
isn't more popular in Los Angeles,
seeing as it's the city of Jews.
Angels, it's the City of Angels.
- It's the City of Angels?
- Yeah.
a character Dad made up
to make sure that we didn't
feel alone in this world.
What? Dad!
That can't possibly
be a surprise to you.
Oh, okay. Okay.
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