Slappy and the Stinkers Page #2

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picking up Spencer Dane Junior.

I must have that man on my board.

That way, I can convince him to

donate for the Shakespeare festival.

Mr Dane!

Mr Dane.

Mr Dane.

We'll talk later. You look great!

Roy, get rid of that disgusting

beverage and drive with two hands.

Consider it gone.

Everybody's a critic.

- Loaf, heave it back at him.

- No, that's just what they want.

Yeah, they'll tell Mr Brinway

and we'll all get expelled.

We just can't sit here and take this.

We gotta do something.

How about we beat the crap out of 'em?

Sonny, tell her no!

Does anybody else

feel like throwing up?

- Don't blow chunks on me.

- I got an idea.

What are you doing here?

Sorry, I get bus-sick.

The Springville Aquarium proudly

presents Mysteries of the Oceans.

Somebody had carrots.

They still stink.

You're absolutely right.

By the way, Spencer, have you asked

your father about joining the board?

- I forgot.

- Of course you did. I understand.

You're a busy little man.

You got the money?

You got the merchandise?

Meet out back in the holding area

in 20 minutes.

Octopus? Hey, no way.

Here, pus, pus, pus!

Here, pus, pus, pus. Come here.

Hey, come here, come here.

Come play with Uncle Roy.

OK, I want my keys back.

Hey, I'm not kidding. I'm serious.

No! No!

Excuse me, ma'am, but where

do you keep your killer whales?

Sorry, dear,

we don't have any killer whales.

Oh, that's too bad. Let's go back.

What's the most awesomest thing

you've got?

The most awesomest thing we got?

Well...there's Slappy.

- Sure ain't no killer whale.

- Look how bummed out he is.

- He doesn't look bummed out to me.

- You don't understand sea lions.

They're a very complicated mammal.

He could die in there.

Yeah, right!

He can fart himself to death.

Poor thing. Looks like he's in prison.

The ocean's his home. He belongs there.

Yeah. You're right. We gotta free him!

Free him? We don't even know him!

Free Willy. "Free Slappy". I like it.

How do we get him out of there?

Well, if one kid can free a whale,

five should definitely

be able to free a fat sea lion.

All right, let's review.

Close relatives of the sea urchin,

the sand dollar,

Dendraster excentricus

burrows its anterior end

in the sand with its oral end

the flat side parallel

with the water currents.

- Mr Brinway?

- What is it? Oh, it's you.

- Spencer, what's wrong, son?

- The Stinkers are gone.

We thought you'd want

to find them and expel them.

Excellent job, boys.

If we had a giant crane

with a magnet on the end

and we put a metal collar

around Slappy's neck

then we could hoist him

right out of here.

- I got a magnet at home.

- You got a crane at home?

OK, bad idea.

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