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Charles Schnee
1952		Stage 5. Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now. Very nice. Honey, could you put your hand up by your throat? Telephone, Mr. Amiel. Transatlantic,...Rate it:

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Rob Lieber
2014		My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. That it's all how you look at it. What can I tell you? Parents. Here is what I know. They'r...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

Yale Udoff
1980		[Piano] Well, she's up against the register With an apron and a spatula Yesterday's deliveries A nd tickets for the bachelors She's a moving v...Rate it:

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Brian Azzarello
2016		1 BARBARA: First of all, I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, not with a big shiny moon or a city that could ...Rate it:

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John Lee Mahin
1956		1 - Be right out, sergeant. - Yes, sir. - Car's here, sweetheart. - All right, darling. Rhoda. Rhododendron, pal. That's a mighty pretty pie...Rate it:

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Spike Lee
2014		Church, let's bow our heads for a brief prayer for our recently departed Bishop Enoch. - He's in a better place now. - Pray for his lovely fami...Rate it:

(4.00 / 9 votes)

Woody Allen
1999		Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)

Viña Delmar
1931		I'm 'most frightened to death. Sure, after you've done it eight or nine times, you won't even give it a thought. - Gee, Dot, you look swell. - ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Ashwini Chaudhary
2007		The ambience is romantic. Let's fall in love. Come, come, come. Come, beloved. The ambience is romantic. Let's fall in love. Come, come, come...Rate it:

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Ana Lily Amirpour
2016		USRCs employees are advised to avoid prolonged physical contact with bad batch inmates. This includes eye contact. Bad batch 5035 to 5040, ste...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Jim Mulholland
1995		FADE IN: 1 EXT. MIAMI LANDSCAPE - NIGHT 1 The sun might be down, but the city is baking. Waves of heat ascend into the sky while an unmarked ...Rate it:

(3.86 / 7 votes)

Sergio Leone
1966		You're... ...from Baker? Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live i...Rate it:

(3.80 / 5 votes)

Steven McGregor
2017		1 What you fuckin' doing? Standing around? Oi! That's it, walk away. Fuckin' idiot. Black bastard. Why don't you listen to me, eh? - What'd...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)

Jon Lucas
2017		1 My name is Amy Mitchell, and this year I've ruined Christmas. Christmas is the absolute absolute of the year most stressed time. One million...Rate it:

(3.15 / 14 votes)

Ernest Lehman
1957		FADE IN: EXT. INT. GLOBE NEWSPAPER BUILDING - DUSK - N.Y. A row of newspaper delivery trucks is lined up against the long loading bay, waiting fo...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Keisuke Yoshida
2013		1 We've really never met? I swear I've seen you before Oh, you're a celebrity? No, I'm not Really? I feel there must be something Okay, your...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Leila Basen
2006		- Hey, Ron, it's Patrick from Montreal. - Patrick, you're on the air. What can I do for you, buddy? - I heard this rumour that the Toronto tea...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Paul Yurick
2001		FADE IN: 1 EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - DAY 1 OPENING CREDITS and MUSIC play as dawn breaks over thecity by the bay. Sounds of intense SEXUAL EXERTION F...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)

Paul Laverty
2002		1 - Right, who wants a shot? - Me! 25p a go. Pay Pinball. Get in a line. Get in the back, you. Money. Do you not want a shot? Get in the q...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

Tyler Perry
2009		Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...Rate it:

(2.36 / 11 votes)

Jason Headley
2017		1 - The tropical places, you know, that's the go-to, get your white sands and your blue water, and your fuckin' guava trees and whatever, an...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)

J.M. DeMatteis
2016		In other news, Chuckie Sol, a made man in the Black Mask mob was kidnapped at gunpoint by masked assailants earlier today. Suspicion is high th...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)

Ángel Agudo
2015		SWEET HOME Hey, babe. Tonight... well, yeah, I don't know, I'm exhausted. Could we make it some other night? I'm just messing with you. Happ...Rate it:

(1.50 / 2 votes)

Atom Egoyan
1997		FADE IN INT. SUMMER COTTAGE -- DAY A young family together in bed. It is a bright summer morning. Father, mother, and a three year old girl are...Rate it:

(1.50 / 2 votes)

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