Sket

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You f***ing snake!

You call her a sket to her face!

What?

- Say something!

- What you all f***ing looking at?

What's going on?

You're not from around here.

Where you from?

- Hey! Don't f***ing do that.

- Hey, f*** you, man!

You look like sh*t.

I found her.

How you doing, baby?

Where the f*** is my gear?

I need more time to get rid of it.

You going to do

something useful with yourself?

Dad's train gets in at 1:00.

Are you going to see him today?

I don't even know him.

Go on! For me!

Thank you.

Everyone was on it.

Pills, powders,

green being used everywhere...

So Hanz goes to me, "Take these tabs..."

Shut up. Be quiet, man,

and listen to the f***ing story!

In about 10 minutes

every man in the club had got one.

As I'm handing them out

I notice that

the white colour was coming off,

like they were blue underneath.

B*tch had given every man

at the rave one of them tabs!

I don't know, what?

Viagra

F***ing idiot!

All these guys

running around with hard ons.

- Desperate for a f***.

- Viagra, man!

I'm not gonna spend

more money than I need to.

Yes, yes, ladies.

Oh, I wanna f*** you, you,

maybe you, uh,

and no, not you.

- She's f***ing butters, man.

- F***ing idiot.

F*** you, you little b*tch!

- F*** you.

- Yeah? All right.

Think your mum's

waiting for you downstairs.

- All right, come. F*** this sh*t.

- Bye!

You dumb b*tch, man.

- Hey, hey, where's your tits?

- F*** off!

B*tch! I want to f*** you.

I bet you're tight!

Come and do this thing.

You got no choice anyway.

- Come on!

- Come on!

Hey!

Where did you learn to hit like that?

What? Just 'cause she's got a p*ssy,

she can't spark someone out?

Well, thanks.

- Thanks for what?

- For helping us.

- Where you from?

- Newcastle.

I can't understand a word she's saying.

Well, I owe you one.

What did she say?

Something about your mum.

You quick?

Can we keep it moving?

We ain't got time to adopt some midget.

- Who's on nickin' it?

- Where?

- Toni's.

- That sh*t hole? He knows us.

Don't know her though.

I'm meeting someone.

Ooh! Anyone important?

She'll be here soon.

Deal with that

crack head b*tch yet?

Leave her, man.

Probably doesn't even know

what she's doing.

Just give her some more time.

What you mean more time?

She's got one day!

Standard!

How's she going to get

that kind of money?

I don't f***ing know.

She's got a gash, innit!

These f***ing young 'uns, man!

Trying to come up here

and take what's mine.

Will you just go in and jack the place?

This is a waste of time. Can we go?

We stopped you

from getting battered right?

Do this and then we're even.

I might even let you jam with us.

She ain't gonna.

Forty lights.

Sorry, I've only got change.

Not those ones, the other ones.

Oh, you f***ing scum!

F***ing come back here.

F***'s sake!

Did you see how quickly I did that?

"Did you see how quickly I did that?"

All right, you can dosh up now.

- Give me your phone.

- No.

- Get off! F*** off!

- Shut up, man.

Check us later. You can grab that.

Now f*** off.

I don't even know where you live.

Got some paper?

Why would I have paper?

Come check us tomorrow

and I'll give it back.

Where have you been?

He waited for you, Kay. He was gutted.

- We came here for a fresh start.

- No!

You came here. I was dragged.

You're doing it again, Kay.

You're being so selfish,

just like you were with Mam.

First you bring us here,

away from all me friends!

And now you expect us

to meet that arsehole!

Where are you going?

Piss off!

F***!

Can I have one of them?

It's haze.

I know.

Does nobody stop you rolling in here?

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