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Synopsis: Sister Act is a 1992 American comedy film directed by Emile Ardolino and written by Joseph Howard. Featuring musical arrangements by Marc Shaiman, the film stars Whoopi Goldberg as a Reno lounge singer who has been put under protective custody in a San Francisco convent of Poor Clares and has to pretend to be a nun when a mob boss puts her on his hit list. Also in the cast are Maggie Smith, Kathy Najimy, Wendy Makkena, Mary Wickes, and Harvey Keitel.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Family
Production: Buena Vista
  Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 8 wins & 8 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
51
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
PG
Year:
1992
100 min
$139,605,150
1,427 Views


CHRISTY:

Look at that. Get a gander.

RONELLES:

Oh my!

(sighing)

CHRISTY:

He's so dreamy. He's like... a Greek

god. He's the cutest guy here. He's

boss. He's fab. He's...

RONELLES:

Yes, Betty?

CHRISTY:

(singing)

HE'S SO FINE.

RONELLES:

D00-LANG, DOO-LANG, D00-LANG.

CHRISTY:

WISH HE WAS MINE. THAT HANDSOME BOY

OVER THERE, THE ONE WITH THE WAVY HAIR.

As they sing, their moves and gestures are carefully

choreographed in vintage girl group style.

Page 7.

A lot of talent and hard work has clearly gone into the

number. While Christy does her best, her singing voice is

not on a par with those of the other Ronelles.

The lounge itself is practically empty, except for a few

drunken Shriners and a couple of college kids. POLICE

LIEUTENANT EDDIE MULCAHY sits at a ringside table with his

eyes locked on Christy. An easygoing charmer, Eddie gives

her a wink, but she responds with an up-yours look and a

turn to the other half of the room as the song continues.

INT. DRESSING ROOM - LATER

A small, cramped room with cracked plaster walls and a

sputtering fan for ventilation. Christy has her own

dressing table and mirror, and the Ronelles share a table a

few feet away. Clothing and costumes hang on nails or are

draped over chairs as the girls change into street wear.

CHRISTY:

Screw this dump. It's a roach motel

with sequins. Every guy I meet is either

married, a cop, or a lush from Des

Moines.

MICHELLE:

But what about us?

TINA:

You taught us the act. The songs, all

the moves.

CHRISTY:

And where did it get me? I'm stuck in

this rathole! You're holding me back,

just like Vince! I should be headlining!

A pock-faced weasel of a man named JOEY opens the door and

leans into the room.

CHRISTY:

What do you want? This is a private

area! Get lost!

JOEY:

You ain't got nothin' I ain't seen.

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Paul Rudnick

Paul M. Rudnick (born December 29, 1957) is an American playwright, novelist, screenwriter and essayist. His plays have been produced both on and off Broadway and around the world, and Ben Brantley, when reviewing Rudnick’s The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told in The New York Times, wrote that, “Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today. more…

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