Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit Page #3

about like a week. Right?

I don't think we should restrict

ourselves to a time frame.

Sisters. Sisters.

Deloris has agreed

to join our teaching staff.

- So could you take her

to the changing room?

- Sure. Absolutely.

He...

Somebody tell me why I'm

dressed like this again.

The Fathers here at St Francis

are. Uh. Very strict...

Well. I-if they were to find out

that you're neither a nun or

a teacher. Well. They might...

- What. Ask me to leave?

- In a New York minute.

- Yeah. Well. Now I'm undercover again.

- Eh. It could be fun.

Convent living's

kind of grim.

All I need's a bed

and a place to kneel.

Wait till you see what we have

in the room for you.

Oh. Come on. You didn't go out

and do something silly. Did you?

- Well. Maybe.

- What did you put in. A bidet?

- A bi-what? Wh... No.

- Never mind. Don't worry. What is it?

- A watched pot never boils. You'll wait.

- No. No. No. Don't tell her.

- Okay.

- It's a surprise.

- Ready?

- Aw. C'mon.

- One. Two. Three.

- One. Two. Three.

Curtains.

- Sometimes it resembles

a battleground at recess here.

- Yeah.

- For the most ca... part. The

kids are really well-behaved.

- Yeah.

- Hey. Sister Tracy.

- A new... A new nun.

Yeah. Sister Mary

something-or-other.

- I'm. I'm terrible with names. Come in.

- Mm-hmm.

- Who was that?

- Uh. Well. The older one is our

principal. Uh. Father Maurice.

And the other one is our

school administrator. Mr Crisp.

He's only been here

just a few months.

- Looks familiar. I think

I've seen her somewhere before.

- Oh?

- Just long enough to hate us.

- Yeah. Well. Some of the kids

call him the devil incarnate.

I just think he's got

a bad case of the grumps.

I don't care who he is.

I just wanna put the top up on my car.

If there's a car left.

What does she mean by that?

Is that a joke? Hey!

I'd like you all to join me

in welcoming the new addition...

to the teaching staff here

at St Francis. Sister Mary...

- Clarence.

- Clarence.

- Who will be teaching our. Uh...

- Music.

- Music. Is there still a music class?

- In a manner of speaking.

Why is he asking.

"Is there a music class?"

- How come he doesn't know

there's a music class?

- Shh. Don't.

Sister Mary Clarence will be

teaching our music class. Yeah.

Now. I. Uh. Think each of you should.

uh. Introduce yourselves.

Uh. I'll start.

I'm Father Ignatius.

I teach math.

I'm Thomas.

Ave, magistra nova.

- Latin teacher.

- Oh. Good.

- Excuse me.

- Ah. And. Uh. This is Mr Crisp.

Uh. This is. Uh.

Sister Mary Clarence.

Oh. Yes. The new nun.

Sister Mary Clemens.

- Clarence.

- Clarence. I'm sorry.

- Like in Thomas. You know.

- Oh.

- Yeah. I'm the music teacher.

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