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next week and I'm the best man,

and I have to deliver.

I hear ya.

Look, I know a place.

I'm talking... A place.

This thing is dripping with

p*ssy, the music's amazing.

The vibe.

Makes this place look like

f***ing Sunday school.

I can probably get you in.

But only if you

and your boys are serious.

Or you can stay here,

drink that bottle,

go home and pass out,

and in your drunken dreams, maybe

come close to the things I've seen.

A toast to Jonah.

All right?

Man of the hour,

and lamb

for the slaughter.

He's younger than me,

he's less handsome,

much thinner penis...

That's not true.

Don't interrupt.

It's not.

But in spite of all that,

you're moving on up, man.

And you're marrying up.

God, she's got money.

You're surpassing me, bro.

You're making

an honest woman out of Eva,

and a man out of yourself.

Cheers.

Mmm. Mmm.

Thank you, bro.

Yes, sir.

And that concludes

opening ceremonies.

What?

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

Oh, no, no, no.

No.

Here you go.

That's for you.

Shrooms.

Yup.

Like an old friend.

Here you go.

Thank you, sir.

Yup.

Wow.

Mmm.

See this Wyatt Earp son of a b*tch

over here at the end of the bar?

Says he can show us

to the real Garden City.

That guy?

There's this club, man.

It's very underground.

He's going there now

and he says we can follow him.

Uh, no.

We don't say "no".

Rule number two, no "no's".

Rule number four...

Always trust a dude with a dick

duster on his face like that, man.

It's a con.

You think so?

Yes.

Then we vote.

Look, if you guys came here with a

matching set of sack, all right,

and you came here to do

what you came here to do,

then you seize your destiny

and you show your support,

and you gobble that mushroom

down like a Mario Brother.

I already did mine.

Rand's in. Yeah!

I didn't say that. No.

Actually, I'm kind of tired.

What? You can be tired when

you're married and Eva's fat.

How about it, Duncan?

I'm the designated driver.

Hey, we'll cab it.

Don't worry about it.

I'm not leaving my car here

in this shady-ass strip mall.

As long as we get there in 30

minutes or so, we're fine.

All right.

I'm in.

Oh, yes.

Oh, nice.

Attaboy.

I think I took two.

Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah! I've never shroomed!

Really?

Jonah!

Woo! Attaboy!

How far away

is this place?

He said it's

hard to tell sometimes.

"It's hard to tell"?

Why?

It moves.

The hell does that mean?

How are you holding up?

You got 10 minutes or so, man.

See any colors yet?

I see red...

Taillights.

And that's it. There's

nothing else out here, man.

Hey, man, this is

a bad idea, man.

Yeah, Mac.

Yeah.

Seriously, we should

probably just turn around.

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