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Introduction

Who am I?

City Hunter is my nickname

fighting crimes is the game

I work alone and

I'm a private detective.

My sidekick comes alone also

But, I'm better at

kung fu and much cuter

smarter too.

I'm taller as well.

He's too humble.

We're best friends.

We have been through a lot.

Invincible!

One time when he was alone

he get sleep though Beat.

You're shot!

Are you okay?

How do you feel?

How would you feel

if you're hit by 20 shots?

Hey, you have to try,

promise you won't die.

There is one thing...

Take care of my cousin Kaori,

I'd appreciate it.

Ok, because you're a pal,

I'll do it. It can't be

any worse of getting shot.

One more thing,

never seduce her.

I swear on it

Ok, I can die in peace.

So sad...

On that day forward,

Kaori became my only family.

One thing I had overlook

however, was in how quickly

little girls grow up.

One second they're cute innocent

youngsters, than you turn your

back on them for a moment and...

Not fair.

Why did I ever swear

that I wouldn't seduce Kaori?

I bet if he was still alive

my old friend would

understand if I did?

No.

Because of the promise I made,

Kaori has never been more

than my assistant.

And I never suspected

how she truly felt about me.

Until one day...

Why doesn't he answer?

CITY HUNTER:

Come on, wake up now.

Come on, you're too lazy, get up.

You won't do it, prefer to get

a little wet... no pool in here,

so you're not drowning, are ya?

Won't your girlfriend get jealous

if you're here with us?

What, her?

She's not a girlfriend at all...

Right now she's at home

cleaning the toilet.

You mean me?

I'm doing what?

Tell us about your job.

So fat I have to carry on a

She likes to eat.

She has seven meals daily.

And she misbehave very bad.

Then, when she wakes up,

she wants to go out.

Tongue out, paws up,

back and forth.

She's useless, I'd give her away

but I feel too sorry for her.

Impossible!

Do it.

Wake up, will you?

I'm tired of holding your head up.

He's City Hunter,

I'm his assistant Kaori.

Mr. Imamura set for us.

Wake up, you're in

the middle of an office

and you haven't yet, understand?

Wake up!

Will anything wake you?

Aroma, such a perfect skin.

You're a model?

-Oh, no.

Then what?

A secretary.

Fascinating.

Somebody call my tailor.

Day dreaming?

What do you care?

As to why I brought you here,

I'm Mr. Imamura, honor of

Imamura newspapers.

My daughter Kiyoko.

She lost her mother early,

and I brought the girl alone.

She's an only child

I met a woman last year,

we're in love with each

other and we intend to wed.

Kiyoko coudn't stand the idea

and ran away.

After a very discreet prowl,

we learn she was staying

in Hong Kong.

I suppose you'll pay

for her return.

You'll want to use any force,

or to harm her.

He is extremely gentle

to the pretty ladies.

I know.

But have you seen her anywhere?

Perhaps by the shirt.

Where?

Would you wander a surprise?

What skateboarding

are you saying?

What park?

Olsen Park?

Got it.

Ever been on the ocean?

Ok.

A voyage at sea

and all around stars.

Yeah, you know.

Stay in touch now, will ya?

Were you saying something?

You never hear a thing I say.

Have a little pia colada.

I'll go to Olsen Park.

You check the galleries.

Go ahead.

Oh, and don't slam the door.

If you see her, call.

You drive me nuts!

That's it. Great.

Like your car?

Well, I don't like it.

Think you got the right

to the whole road?

Yeah, that's right. Back off!

Who cares about your birthday?

So when you and me are going out?

We aren't going out.

Just forget that.

Come on, we would go to disco.

We'll go dancing another time.

Sorry.

I'm in good luck.

I found you pretty fast.

What?

Come along,

just go quiet, ok?

Wait a minute!

What's the matter?

That man is trying

to molest me, stop him.

That's far enough.

Bastard stole me.

Go on!

Beg your pardon.

Hi, there. Pretty.

Excuse me. Hey, there sexy.

You got a minute?

You, huh?

You, huh?

You bet, handsome.

Alright.

I'm starving.

I haven't eat all day.

Are you here or not?

My poor stomach.

My birthday?

So sad... My birthday and

nothing to eat.

a cracker.

Kaori, make me some lunch.

Surprise!

Happy Birthday!

How fun.

You're all really pretty.

City Hunter!

Who are you?

Have we met?

It doesn't matter.

I want some cake.

No, once I tied you

I can give the rest.

Let's go for it, come on.

Whatever you girls want.

Try again.

That was a little high.

You should try again.

We've never met you before today.

Is that right?

Why I know you all?

You put all of our men into jail.

Now you'll pay.

Go on.

Wait. Hold it.

We got him now. Grab him.

Hey!

Lay down your weapons.

Don't move.

Surprise

Oh, good.

Who are those women?

They're a bunch of murderers.

That's what they are.

Yeah, and I guess you're

scared to death.

You got a gun.

Huh?

This?

Who is she?

Fat girl.

Really?

Catch, birthday boy.

You're despicable.

I'll sail away a cruiser.

I won't be back.

Kaori.

A hero drop the gun.

Good.

You'll find out what I've got.

City Hunter is such a stupid fool.

Squinty eyed. Losing his hair.

His ears are huge.

Now I am a pretty charm.

A new fashion?

I'll take you.

I'm sorry.

Who let you taking a vacation

Now I guess you guys are all

sharing a room.

You should really shine your

hair a little more often.

You will always be ugly.

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