Sing Page #3

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What?

All right, the rest

of the group acts,

thank you so much.

Oh, don't feel bad, folks.

There will be

a ten percent discount

on tickets for everyone.

Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.

Let's get out of here, ash.

Ash?

Uh, yeah...

Yeah, let's go.

Okay, soloists.

Johnny, Mike, Pete, Richard,

Daniel and ray.

Mike!

Ooh-hoo-hoo! Wowza!

I've gotta have you in my show.

Oh, I... if you insist.

And I'll take Pete...

Ooh, yeah!

And one more.

- Let me see, now.

--Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry.

--Oh, what is wrong with me?

Um, thanks for coming, Richard.

Oh...

- Oh, my... ray!

- Are you all right?

- -Uh-huh.

Just hang in there, ray.

I got you.

--Ooh. Oh. Whoopsie. Oh.

Okay, then I'll take...

Daniel.

Thank you, Johnny.

--Daniel, can you hear me?

You're in the show!

What?

Are you talking to me?

- Yes.

I was saying that you are in...

Oh, geez, this is

gonna drive me nuts.

Johnny, get back here.

You're in.

- Thank you, Daniel. Good-bye.

Yes!

Okay. That's everyone

on my list.

Um, wait a second.

Rosita.

-Is Rosita still here?

-Oh, yes.

Yes, I'm here.

Rosita, Rosita, Rosita.

Great set of pipes,

but boring to watch.

I knew it.

So, what should I do?

I could partner you up

with gunter.

Gunter! Where are you?

Ja! Ja! This is me.

Ja!

It's gonna spice things up

on stage.

Wait. You want us

to sing together?

Ja! The two of us together,

you joking me?

We're going to be spicy, no?

That koala's a fool,

Sherry-Anne.

You are going to be

a star one day!

Auditions are over, pal.

- Show's already been cast.

- Okay...

You are my chosen few.

- Yes!

This is it, folks.

A defining moment

in all of our lives.

Um, no.

No, no, no, not you guys.

I dismissed all

of the group acts already.

You... you can go home.

Look, look, look,

i-I'm really sorry,

but all of the slots are filled.

--No, no, no, no, listen.

No in show.

- Good-bye-bye.

- Miss crawly!

Come on, you guys,

out... out of here.

Come on, off the stage.

- Thank you so much.

- Hey, moon.

What's the story? Is the prize

really inside this thing?

The prize? Oh, sure.

Yes, it's all...

It's all in there.

Well, open it, will you?

I want to see

what $100,000 looks like.

-Yeah, come on. -Me, too.

-Let's have a look. -Open it.

Yeah, yeah, go on.

Open it, Mr. moon.

For sure, I'll open it.

Wait. What did you say?

He said $100,000.

A hundr...

Uh...

I forgot my keys.

Koala be right back.

For the last time, miss crawly,

I'm not going to fire you.

Now, would you pull

yourself together,

and please blow

that nose of yours.

--No, no, no, not in here.

-Blow it outside.

-I'm sorry, Mr. moon.

-Thank you.

-Buster, what do you expect?

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