
Simple Creature
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- 2016
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Essentially, genetic engineering
is selecting the
best of what we can be.
Not tampering at all.
But that's what we're talking
about. If we were able to recode
DNA, DNA that once altered,
would pass its defenses
permanently to its offspring,
think of the health
costs we could save
if we had a read-out
that showed when, I don't know,
our blood sugar
levels were too high
or sodium levels, or whatever.
Businesses would save
billions a year
because employees
wouldn't need sick leave.
Actually... Maybe
progress is bad.
This is unorthodox.
Friend of a friend's rumspringa.
I thought you said
he was a quaker.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Rumspringa's amish.
We're all doing kickstands...
One of my best friends...
[(Indistinguishable
chatter continues]
Hey, can I get a beer?
Uh, yeah sure.
Seth
did you want it in your hands?
Umm, is there
the option for a cup, or?
I mean, we had cups...
Um... Well where's your cup?
I'm just in charge of
distribution for tonight.
The responsible one. Respect.
Irregardless,
it's my lot in life.
Ah, but irregardless means
regardless,
and there's no such
thing as the former.
Ahahahah, holy shit.
Uh, impressive. Hi.
Hi.
Seth.
Em.
Em... Is that short for
Emily?
Normal length for em, actually.
This is, um,
interesting music for
a rite of passage party.
What would make
you think that was the case?
My friend, rach, over there.
Making out with
six guys over there.
Oh yeah, she's very, uh...
Kind...
She's a... social...
Yeah, social... Nice person.
So is it rach, or...
Rachel, actually.
Nice to check
in with that though.
So what kind of music did you
think we'd be playing,
like cat Stevens?
Yes, I love cat Stevens.
Why isn't there
cat Stevens? Now I'm, now
I'm a little disappointed that
there's not cat Stevens.
No, he's great.
I'm more into
like classical music.
Pachelbel's canon,
stuff like that.
The... That's the
wedding song, right, the...?
Yeah, yes, exactly.
Very nice. I used to be able
to play that on the piano
when I was like, eight.
And super grammar nerd, awesome.
Nah, this is sort of just like a
regular party with, like,
good old farm boys.
Farm boys.
Jacob over there, he's
actually like a real quaker.
He's even got like
Oh yeah?
And his name is Jacob.
That's freakin' perfect.
So I gotta head
back to my truck to...
Okay.
Get another keg.
It was nice meeting you.
Um... There
might be more cups in the cab
if you're still interested.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Picture me rollin'.
Okay. Truck's on.
What next?
Okay, now by your left foot,
there's the parking brake.
It's kinda sticky.
Okay, hold on.
Ahaha, okay, wow.
- That?
- Huh, uh, yes.
'Kay.
Okay. Is your
foot on the brake?
Mm hmm,
we're not rolling, are we?
No. Okay.
All good.
All right, now
take your left foot and press
down on the clutch.
'Kay.
And put it into gear.
All right.
And now just release the
clutch slowly and...
Lightly tap on the gas.
Hahahaha
shit. I'm sorry.
Oh, no sweat.
I should probably
get back with the keg anyways.
But uh, yeah, thanks.
I said sorry.
No, I mean
thanks for hangin' out with
a fellow teetotaler tonight.
It was fun, even
if it was just for a short time.
Well maybe we
Yeah, I have, uh, class a lot,
What's, uh, what's your cell?
I don't have one.
I have a land line, with
protruding buttons and stuff.
Wow.
Here. You can write it down
with this antiquated gadget.
I call a pen.
Oh, you don't
have a quill or anything?
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