Simon Birch Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1998
- 114 min
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and the armadillo-wielding
Ben Goodrich,
enough so that one Sunday
she brought him with us to church.
Hi, Joe! Hi, Miss Wenteworth!
Hi, Ben Goodrich!
Hi, Simon!
I have something
for you.
- You made that for me?
- I did indeed, my little doll.
I think it's gonna be getting cool
pretty soon and you need to have...
a beautiful sweater
just for you.
Hopefully, a good fit.
So, let's see?
Oops!
Oh, my goodness.
Well,
what a very long
piece of yarn.
- He looks like a hobo.
- It's perfect.
Just like you.
Come on.
Blessed is he
whose transgression is forgiven,
whose sin is covered.
I said I will confess
my transgressions unto the Lord...
and Thou forgave us
the inequity of my sin.
- The Word of the Lord.
- Thanks be to God.
I'd like to take a few minutes
to discuss some...
of the upcoming activities
on the church calendar.
Here we go.
- What's wrong, Simon?
- Who knows what God thinks
about current events?
- Does someone have a question?
- Uh, no, sir.
Uh, Your Honor, no...
Father, thank you.
No, sir.
It's always nice to see
new faces in the congregation.
Uh, I'd like
to invite them...
to join my wife and children
and, uh, myself...
for coffee and donuts
downstairs after the service.
- What does coffee and donuts
have to do with God?
- Simon Birch, be quiet.
Simon, is there something you'd like
to share with the rest of us?
I said, "What does coffee and donuts
have to do with God?"
They're merely refreshments
so people can socialize and, uh,
discuss the upcoming activities.
Whoever said that church needs
a continental breakfast?
- Simon!
- I doubt that God is interested
in our church activities.
- Simon!
- If God has made the church
bake sale our priority,
then I'd say we're all
in a lot of trouble.
Simon, that is enough!
Children may be excused...
to go to Sunday school.
- Simon?
- Yes, ma'am?
Don't you feel that you owe
Reverend Russell an apology?
- Simon?
- I'm thinking.
Well, you can just sit there
and think...
until you apologize
to poor Reverend Russell.
Class dismissed.
Joe, dismissed.
- See you later, alligator.
- After a while, crocodile.
- Reverend Russell.
- Go on outside, Joe.
- He didn't mean anything.
- Stop making excuses for him.
a member of our congregation,
he has to start behaving
like a normal person.
- He is a normal person.
- Simon Birch is not a normal person.
Just go on outside, Joe.
Well...
are we, uh, ready
to apologize?
He's thinking
about it.
Simon.
What do you think you're doing
sitting in a corner?
- In a corner?
Faith is not
in a floor plan.
- Keep him here.
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