Silent Warnings Page #3

I don't get it.

This is not funny.

- I give up. I give up.

- You know, someday... someday,

- I am going to teach you how to cook.

- I can cook.

- No, you can't.

- Yes, I can.

Yeah, you can do it in the microwave...

Maybe.

You know what? Fine. I will

just have to become a tremendously...

...successful archaeologist,

and have a cook.

Oh, yeah?

The words, "tremendously successful"

and "archaeologist" are sort of...

mutually exclusive, aren't they?

So, you aint gonna be able

to afford a cook...

Yes, I will. I also intend on

having maids...

...because I will never clean

a mess like this...

...ever again.

- I'm sorry.

- I didn't want you to spend your last month...

- I'm kidding.

You know there's nothing I'd

rather be doing...

...or anyone I'd rather be with.

- I mean...

- What?

We've talked about this, ok? I can't.

- I have to concentrate on school right now.

- I know.

- I'm leaving!

- Macy, Macy, Macy...

The distance, it doesn't bother me.

I already told you that.

I love you.

Guys, you have to come see this!

Right now.

- What?

- You have to check this out.

Jesus!

Guys, guys, come on, I don't think

we should go in there.

- Come on!

- You've gotta see this.

Come on, come on, come on.

See? I told you.

Wow!

Have you ever seen one

of these before?

No.

I wonder what this looks like

from the air.

Pretty weird, huh?

- Smells funny. Like rain.

- Yeah, like... like electricity.

Yeah, it's actually ozone.

After a big electrical storm...

...in the country,

that's what it smells like out here.

Hey, this thing is surrounded

with police tape, isn't it?

Yeah, what's up with that?

Well, it's obviously where Joe... died,

...except the Sheriff never mentioned

anything about this.

It gives me the creeps.

Can we go in now?

Stop it! No!

Ok, ok, ok...

Just massage me!

Ok, I'll massage you.

I'm gonna massage you and be serious.

I'm serious. Just massage.

I had no idea cleaning could be so hard.

That's because you've

never done it before.

Oh, you're so full of it.

Lower!

You know, This would be a lot easier

if you took this off.

I'm so sure!

If I take my shirt off, there's no way

you are gonna finish my massage.

I will. I promise.

I don't like it when it's

so bright in here.

Why?

You know why.

Katrina, you are a beautiful girl.

You have a beautiful body.

I just don't know why you are not

with a cheerleader type.

That's bullshit!

Why are you with me?

Katrina, I love you.

I love your body.

That's the truth.

Hey, hey, come here...

What the hell was that?

Hi hot stuff!

- You guys are having fun down there.

- What's up? Are you having any problems?

- We thought that was you guys.

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