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-I don't know, but you have.

You've the highest water consumption

in the building.

I don't know how!

How did I consume so much?

-That's how it is!

Maybe you used

your washing machine more...

Sorry.

-Thanks!

And his wife?

Whose wife?

Dumitrascu's.

No change.

Remember, we leave at 2 o'cock!

All right?

You're late...

-How are you?

Lary, you should've come to church.

-I couldn't make it.

Pity, it was a nice service.

Go inside and close the door!

Hide your cigarettes,

the doctor's here!

Hello professor!

Lary, isn't Lotca the name

of the restaurant on Berthelot Street?

The seafood

one that used to be Mama Leone.

Lotca, yes.

-No, it's called Tasty Fish.

Lotca is on the corner

of Eminescu Street.

No it's not!

-Yes, the Tasty Fish.

It's not Tasty Fish!

-It is!

Lary!

May I?

You sure it's on Eminescu Street?

-Yes!

You've been there?

-Of course!

Hi Lary.

-Hi.

Deea's grown so beautiful...

And it's not over yet.

How are you?

I'm fine.

She won't sleep that much,

we're here to party.

She's joking.

How are you, Lary?

-Fine.

Fine?

The girIs?

-They're fine.

I'm getting a beer. Want one?

-No, thanks.

Hello.

Hello, how are you?

I brought you the pram.

OK. Close the door.

Thanks.

Hey Lary! Come here.

Where's that girl of mine?

I've brought her phone.

Lary,

remind me

to ask you something...

Is it serious?

No. We'lI talk later, alright?

If you want to.

Come here.

-What is it?

You think this is possible?

A man on the ground,

shot in the head with a Kalashnikov

just a yard away

and his brains don't splatter?

Come again?

You know what happened in Paris,

with Charlie Hebdo?

A guy a yard away shoots a cop

in the head

and blood didn't gush.

You think it's possible?

Of course.

How do you know

it was a Kalashnikov?

It's in the video.

What video?

You haven't seen it?

What video?

-It was on the news and the Internet.

You must've seen it.

Wine?

-No, I'm driving.

Too bad!

Can I go pee?

-Wait! I won't be long.

I want to find the one

that was on the news.

Sebi, I'm going to the toilet.

-Wait, hold on.

Hello!

-Hello Lary.

I'll be right back.

You don't have a clue.

It has 28, 30 degrees.

I'll have a beer.

Give me a cigarette.

How are you, Sebi?

Having fun.

-Have some cake.

Anything savoury?

-In the kitchen.

It's too smoky.

Make me a sandwich.

Go easy on that wine.

Where's Lary?

In the bathroom.

Look, I found it.

Let's see.

Are you ready?

-Yes, go on.

OK. What am I seeing?

-An execution by Kalashnikov.

Get out of here!

-Seriously, look!

No way!

-He's getting shot in the head.

OK, I see the brains

getting blown out.

I can show you pictures

of heads shot up too.

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