Shrooms Page #5

from the front.

Are you leaving or am l?

F***!

You know,

you're not so hot yourself.

What?

You fart in your sleep.

No, l don't.

A**hole.

Douchebag.

Tara?

You okay?

Yeah.

Drowsy, like l got a concussion.

l knew something bad

was gonna happen.

Those death's head

shrooms are big juju.

You just need

to get some rest.

l knew he was gonna get hurt.

You took the blame.

Yeah, anything for a quiet life.

You were here the whole time.

Yeah, l know.

l think people got a little freaked

from the ghost story.

lt was iust a story.

Can't kid a kidder.

The death's head fungi.

The death's head fungi.

The gift of premonition.

l knew you were gonna come.

lt's an abandoned house.

Strange things go on up here

around shroom season.

PeopIe going missing.

Never accounted for.

It's said they're meant

to haunt the woods around here.

t was just a story.

t was just a story.

Holy sh*t.

F***.

Bluto.

Hey, come back.

Hello?

Well, well, well.

You can talk.

That's because

you're out of your mind.

You see a girl?

She went thataway.

Thanks.

Wouldn't do that if l were you.

Why not?

You know you're f***ed.

Yes, l know.

l mean, dead f***ed.

Yeah, but you're iust a f***ing cow.

A f***ing cow

that can f***ing talk.

l gotta go.

Yeah.

Bye-bye.

Where you at, b*tch?

Hello? Hello?

Ooh! Doggers.

Hey, hey, hey!

Let me in, let me in. Come on!

Give me some.

Okay.

No. You need more than that

for what l got, baby.

See that?

Yeah, that's what

l'm talking about. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah, baby girl.

Oh, it's so soft and wet.

What the f***?

Hey.

Hey.

Who's there?

l'm sorry.

Bluto?

Bluto!

Bluto!

Bluto!

You can talk.

Yeah, but you're just

a f***ing cow.

Bluto.

We need to get back.

Where?

To Lisa.

Yeah. To Lisa.

You're tripping.

It's not safe.

Cows can't talk.

No, cows can't talk.

Relax.

Yeah.

Relax.

No.

You relax. Now sleep.

l want his balls in a sling.

Bluto!

He must have snuck out again.

That freak was talking to a cow?

He was tripping out of his mind.

He's so dead.

Hey, a**hole,

this isn't funny.

He's out of it.

He's playing games.

Look, l know you're pissed, okay?

But we gotta find him.

Let him come down.

Then you can kick his ass.

Fine.

Bluto!

Bluto!

Sh h ! Listen .

That's probably the guys.

Let's go back.

l don't wanna miss out

on the fun.

Yes.

You were right, bro.

These shrooms, they're incredible.

ls Bluto back?

No, we thought he was with you.

You want some breakfast?

A liquid, visual breakfast.

l can't believe

you guys started without us.

l wanna find him.

l had a dream.

Something bad happened to him.

lt was iust a dream.

Or a trip.

Something really shitty

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