Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter Page #6

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Hey, I can't get my origami on

unless you back off.

Thank you. OK, here's what you

gotta do. You fold this piece here,

make this letter match up here,

bring this corner here,

and if you do it just right,

it will show you what to do. There!

"Try Lou's Bliss. "

Who's Lou?

Give me that!

"True Love's Kiss. "

You have to take me to dinner first.

"According to fairy tale law,

if not fully satisfied,

true love's kiss will render

this contract null and void. "

Donkey, you did it! Look at you!

If Fiona and I share true love's kiss,

I will get my life back!

OK! This isn't a petting zoo!

So where is this Fiona?

Well, that's just it, you see.

I don't know.

You know, when I lose something,

I always try to retrace my steps.

So... where did you leave her last?

The last time I saw her,

I told her I wished

I'd never rescued her.

- Oh, no.

- Shrek?

Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek!

What, are you crazy?

That's the Dragon's Keep!

They keep dragons in there!

OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead!

I'm gonna just hang back here

and find us some breakfast!

Fiona!

Oh, no.

If I didn't save Fiona...

...then who did?

This is the favour Fiona was

supposed to give me on the day we met.

It's a symbol of our love.

Now smell it!

Hey, man, get that dirty

favour out of my face!

Your nose is the only chance

I have of tracking down my wife,

so stop complaining and start smelling.

Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl!

Do I look like a bloodhound to you?

In case you haven't noticed,

I'm a donkey, not a dog!

If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog,

not Donkey!

And another thing...

Wait a minute.

I think I got something.

- Whatever it is, it's sweet.

- Fiona.

Luscious and tasty.

Hey! That's my wife

you're talking about.

Donkey!

Yeah! Waffles!

And I thought the Waffle Fairy

was just a bedtime story.

Sticky stacks of golden,

syrupy deliciousness!

Donkey! Don't eat that!

There's a stack of freshly made waffles

in the middle of the forest.

Don't you find that

a wee bit suspicious?

Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...?

Bad Donkey! Mustn't.

I said, don't! Don't!

No! Get away from it.

You did.

Look out!

Donkey!

- Are you OK?

- I'm fine.

Donkey.

Help! Help me!

Help, Shrek! Help!

Watch your head.

Hey, it's a new guy!

Look at him, all dressed up

in his Sunday vest.

He's really tiny, isn't he?

Yeah. Fate has delivered us

a comrade-in-arms

and for that, we are thankful.

Suit him up!

- Let's go, greenie.

- Now, wait a minute!

- Hey!

- Here you go.

- Welcome to the resistance.

- Resistance?

We fight for freedom

and ogres everywhere!

I didn't know we could do that.

Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange!

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