Shortbus

Synopsis: Numerous New York City dwellers come to the exclusive club Shortbus to work out problems in their sexual relationships. Rob and Sophia are a happily married couple, except for the fact that she has never experienced sexual climax. This irony follows her to work because she is a couples counselor who frequently has to deal with the sexual issues other couples have. Two of her patients are Jamie and James, a gay couple who have been monogamous for five years and counting. James wants to bring other men in to the relationship, and his own history with depression may hint at an ulterior motive. Ceth (pronounced Seth) may be the perfect addition to their family, but Caleb, a voyeur from across the street, may have his own ideas about that. Sophia visits Severin, a dominatrix with secrets of her own to reveal.
Genre: Drama, Romance
Production: ThinkFilm
  7 wins & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
67%
NOT RATED
Year:
2006
101 min
$1,851,628
Website
204 Views


Are you a top or a bottom?

I beg your pardon?

I mean in real life.

This is real life.

Let me put it this way:

Do you think we should get out of Iraq?

Is your daddy paying for this?

No.

You're taking a picture of yourself at Ground Zero --

do you smile?

Get on the fucking bed!

If you could have any superpower,

what would it be?

The power to make you interesting.

Do you think you'll ever have kids?

You only have an hour.

It's my money.

Well, you fucking trust fund piece of fetish shit!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry what?

I'm sorry, Mistress Severin.

But I'm serious.

What are your thoughts on procreation?

I want to do it by myself,

in the dark.

Like a worm.

Can you describe your last orgasm?

It was great.

It was like time had stopped

and I was completely alone.

Let's go, partner.

I'm gonna miss my fucking train.

Oh, God, oh.

Oh, easy, easy.

Were you sad afterwards?

Yeah.

Why?

Cause time hadn't stopped.

And I wasn't alone.

Hey hon, I'm home!

Hey.

You doing yoga?

Yeah.

Sorry, I would have been here sooner.

Somebody threw themselves in front of the L train.

Hey.

- Hey.

God, you're so sweaty.

I love it.

Wow!

- I just jerked off, actually.

You did?

Did you think of me?

I'll go put on some clothes.

This is recording!

F*ck!

When are you going to let me see

what you're working on?

Soon.

Thank you.

Thank you...

cutie.

That was--

oh God, that was incredible.

Definitely.

Look, I do feel sorry for people who don't have what we have.

Like Brad and Cheryl.

Brad and Cheryl?

Yeah, the couple I've been working with.

Can you keep a secret?

Of course I can keep a secret.

Yesterday Cheryl told me

she's been faking her orgasms.

She won't tell Brad because

she's afraid he'll break up with her.

So I finally told her what I think she should do.

What should she do?

She should keep faking.

It's a completely legitimate strategy to buy time.

Really?

Cause the thing is, if she tells Brad,

he's gonna think it's all his fault.

You know?

And the thing is, an orgasm

isn't something Brad can give her.

She has to claim it for herself.

What do you think?

What do you mean with,

what do I think?

Hi.

Jamie and Jamie.

Actually, I just started to call myself James again.

I'm sorry. I keep forgetting.

- It's all right.

Jamie and James.

Tell me about yourselves.

Well, I'm Jamie Mitchell.

I was a child actor. I was on a

TV show called "One of the family".

Where the rich black couple

adopted the poor white trash kid,

and they didn't have the heart

to tell him he's not black?

"I'm an albino!"

I'm Canadian.

Well, Jamie and I met

when I was doing research

for "Take him from the streets".

I paid a street hustler.

And -- James was -- well, he was --

escorting at the time.

James, what do you do now?

Well, I don't hustle any more.

Um, I guess I'm a...

He's a lifeguard.

Yeah, at a...

a gym jacuzzi.

Can you tell me why you're here?

Recently we started about opening up our relationship, you know.

Sexually.

I was a little surprised when Jamie mentioned that he wanted to do this,

and then I thought, well, we've been together five years,

and -- I mean, let's face it,

monogamy's for straight people.

But we thought we should get an impartial opinion from a sex therapist.

Dr Lin?

Actually I prefer the term "couples counselor".

Although I have a great deal of experience in sex therapy.

Jamie, I'm wondering --

can you do me a big favor?

Sure.

Leave us alone.

'K...

Thanks.

All right.

Why are you here?

Well, something did happen at work last week.

Um, would you mind if I taped myself talking about this?

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John Cameron Mitchell

John Cameron Mitchell (born April 21, 1963) is an American actor, writer, and director, best known for originating the title role in the musical Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and reprising it in the 2001 film adaptation directed by him, as well as for directing the films Shortbus (2006) and Rabbit Hole (2010). more…

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