Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi Page #4

Let's see who has the guts

to break our tank.

Please do bring it

back if you find it loose.

I'm telling you, Farhad.

Go and knock some sense into them!

Later, mama.

Move aside.

Farhad. Farhad, are you there?

Farhad.

Gayomar Sarjara, Mervan Irani,

Dara Karanjia.

Please, Mrs. Mehta.

Enough with this long list of yours.

And the only reason I'm meeting you

is because Dhun Aunty said so. Ok?

Why don't you just

pick one and show me?

Look at this. He is Gayomard Sanjana.

Young, eligible,

47 year old Parsi boy.

Boy? - 'Boy' meaning,

young at heart, Shirin.

He just underwent a by-pass

His heart is solid again.

Every evening, Parsi Gymkhana

3-4 pegs, 20-30 cigarettes.

Anyone else?

That's Merwan lrani.

He's from Dahanu.

Dahanu's so far, Mrs. Mehta.

So what?

He owns 50 buffalos.

So? What will I do with them?

You think I'm going to get up

every morning at four to milk them?

Frankly, I'm not the milking type.

I get it.

You want the office types.

Here.

Young entrepreneur, Dara Karanjia.

Very smart.

I've seen him somewhere.

He used to come on T.V. a lot.

Actor?

- No.

He was sent to prison

for that 26 financial scam

His family says he'll

be out on bail soon.

And if he doesn't

you'll get us

married behind bars, right?

Shirin, you are impossible.

This way you'll never get married.

There are no normal Parsi men left.

Mrs. Mehta, there is one left.

Perizad had an excellent suggestion.

What now?

Why don't you attend the

Parsi Trust's Matrimonial Social?

Mama, you've started again.

You keep sending me to these

speed-dating gigs, then those clubs

and now you're asking me to

attend this matrimonial social?

You know I get very

nervous in such situations.

Nervous?

This very nervousness and

shyness is the reason why

our community is disappearing.

Take a look at the others.

See with what gusto

they get married

and keep giving

birth to child after child.

And look at us,

there's hardly any left.

I feel in every street of our nation,

there should be a TATA, a WADIA

And even a PASTAKIA too.

Now we'd like to invite our

last candidate for today

Mr. Farhad Pastakia.

Please come on stage.

Please give him a big hand.

Come on. Yeah.

My name is Farhacl Pastakia.

And I'm 45 years old.

Thank you.

Farhad, what is it that you do'?

Speak up!

Well choose only

you will say more.

I'm a salesman at

the Tern Tem's bra and parity store

Hello.

Now you tell me, is there anything

wrong in being a lingerie salesman?

You should be proud

that you spoke the truth.

I know better than anyone else that

the room's filled with..

...only pretentious liars.

Did you see how they were laughing?

I want to know

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