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Where do you think you're

going there young boy?

Come on put 'em up, put 'em up.

Come on, what you think you're tough?

Think you're a tough guy? Aww,

come on. You've got to be kidding.

You can't come on.

And you will not cross the bridge!

Because you were not ordered to

cross the bridge. Is that very clear?

Rise and shine.

Where's all your evidence?

You dirty rat! I'll get you for that,

see? You killed my brother.

It promises to be quite a

game this afternoon.

Don't be in such a hurry.

You gonna cut out on us?

That's a joke son, I said that's a joke.

Tom!

Tom!

Green Acres is the place to be.

Farm living is the life for me.

Land spreading out so far and wide.

You can keep Manhatten just give

me that countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay.

I get allergic smelling hay.

I just adore a penthouse view

Darling, I love you,

but give me Park Avenue.

The chores!

The stores!

Fresh air!

Times square!

You are my wife. Goodbye city life.

Green Acres we are...

I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy.

A Yankee Doodle do or die.

A real life...

Have you been standing here long?

Say, are you wearing something

with that, or is that just a

flea in my eyebrow?

Don't tell me, Aquarius right?

I'm a Gemini myself. That means I'm..

Did you see anyone come through?.

Come through, come through?

A nice sexy girl like yourself

and you want to come through?

What's the matter, this one

isn't good enough for you?

You are a rogue and a ruffian sir!

Looks like he goes down right away eh?

Hey sailor, new in town?

Oh yes! Beat me! Slice me!

Show me I'm real.

Halt!

Turn yellow on me are you boy?

Turning yellow!

...this creep and you and I can go

back to my bed. You know I got

these thrilling stories

And you call yourself a soldier!

I killed more men in...

Let's go.

Steal my turn eh?

You can't get away with that see!

Don't use your sword!

I don't take a fall for anybody!

- What was that?

- A bomb.

- A what?

- A bomb!

What's a bomb?

- Is this it?

- We're close.

"Attention all Norks. Due to gas

warnings your scheduled briefing

will be held caveside"

"Attention all battle units. Hostile

elements reported on north side."

"No females sighted.

You may engage and destruct."

I'll kill the bastards for this.

Sit down!

This is the life of the Norks.

Food! Women! and War!

Nothing better on the face of

this Earth. Now you have an

opportunity to be a Nork.

Out of the twelve of you only two

will be allowed to join our ranks.

Only the two strongest, smartest,

toughest, deadliest sons

of b*tches will make it.

The rest of you will cross!

You came here of your own free will.

To our monthly challenge.

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