Sharktopus.vs.Whalewolf Page #4

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Hey!

Oh!

Hey!

Hey, look who it is!

Hah-hah!

Yeah.

Man, haven't been

on this boat in ages.

So, um, what brings you

around here, Nita?

You were right, Ray.

About... what?

About the shark thing...

I saw it last night.

That must have been very

exciting for you.

Ray, it killed two girls.

You must come down to the

station with me, make

a full report.

They won't believe me,

otherwise.

Hah-hah, people can be

such skeptics.

Yeah, they're not

gonna believe her.

Uh, hey, listen, we're--

we're about to head out.

So, unless you're gonna arrest

me, this will have to wait.

You have a charter?

We're gonna go fishing.

Uh... pleasure fishing.

Such a terrible liar, Ray.

It's one of your few

redeeming qualities.

Nita, we're going after it.

Really?

Yes, really.

Then I'm coming with you.

Oh, no! It's too dangerous.

What he said. It's--

it's really dangerous and--

It will be more dangerous

without me, Ray.

No, no, no.

Okay, darling.

Okay?

But let me give you a little

refresher course on maritime

conduct.

As you say, you have not been

onboard in a long time.

This is my boat!

I'm the captain. While onboard,

you will love, fear,

and obey me.

If you don't, you will walk

the plank, swab the deck,

or clean the head...

depending on my mood.

Are we clear, Inspector?

Permission to come aboard,

Capitan?

Take off your shoes first.

( MUSIC CHANGES )

Excuse me.

Nita! Long time, no see!

Hey, Captain Phil!

You know, I got a reputation out

here as an eligible bachelor.

You're gonna spoil it.

( ENGINE STARTS )

We have to go further

up the shore.

It was way past the second buoy

when I saw it.

Hey, Pablo! One of the deck

hands is talking to me out

of turn.

[PABLO]

Make her walk the plank.

I know you don't want to hear

this, Ray, but I'm actually kind

of enjoying being out here.

Hmm.

You know what?

He kind of misses you bad.

( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )

( MUSIC CHANGES )

Dr. Reinhardt?

Oh, dear... late night?

I had a visitor.

Doctor, you gotta stop

with these one-night stands.

They'll be the death of you.

Don't be such a prude, Nurse.

It is your old-fashioned

attitudes about sex...

that are gonna show

your true age.

That policeman, Huerta,

called last night.

Perhaps we'd better take

precautions.

I made a breakthrough. It was

simply a matter of dosage.

Doctor, if you keep working like

this, you're not gonna live long

enough to enjoy your success.

Oh, I'll live. It's the rest

of you that I'm worried about.

( GASPS )

Doctor! What kind

of visitor was this?

Why don't you ask him yourself.

He's been waiting all morning

to eat you.

( GROWLING )

I'm really sorry, it's just that

he wanted to taste a brunette.

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