Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
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I'm in.
Dead end? Huh?
Thank you, "Mad Magazine".
Come in, team.
I'm in Chamber Two.
Are you okay?
What do you need?
Fin Shepard.
Yes, the Shepards. Hi.
I'm Prime Minister Ravenwood,
and I must say how both myself
so pleased that the U.S.
has decided to send their
finest shark soldier
in such an hour of need.
When the President, the U.N.,
and your father ask you
to help Europe sort out their
problems, how do you say no?
I'll be your escort to the
emergency session of NATO
being held at Parliament today.
And this is your... / The name's Gil.
Let me know if you need anything.
Ah.
Yeah, our other kids are back home
dealing with the aftermath
of the last attack, so...
Semper Paratus, right, Dad?
Yes, son.
Mm. Yes. Thank you.
Mr. Shepard, emergency call for you.
Hello.
Nova? Where are you?
We're about to start the
strategy meeting with NATO.
You want me to meet you where?
Where's Nova?
Right this way.
I thought Nova retired after she rode
the Eiffel Tower across the Atlantic.
You know her better than that.
Be careful, Mr. Shepard.
It's a long way down.
I got it.
You've done this before?
I've done everything before.
I'm not gonna argue with that.
Mission accomplished.
Eat your heart out, Cruise.
More like mission demolished.
Where'd you learn to climb like that?
CrossFit?
Hi, Fin. Miss me?
Hi, Nova.
After the Sharknadoes ate my family,
I busted them out of the whale
with my chainsaw.
Sharks run from me now.
He's quite the little rebel, isn't he?
Yes. I treasure every
moment I have with him.
Remember, this isn't about sharks.
It's about family. / Why'd we stop?
I'm to show you how we protect
our family in the U.K.
Can you keep a secret?
Boop!
Ah, please, right this way.
Llewelyn will take it from here.
Ah, the Shepards.
Quite the setup you have here.
You're just in time to see
the latest in U.K. defense.
In the unfortunate event of
an encounter with a shark,
we'll arm Londoners with a variety
of effective, yet elegant weaponry.
Cool!
Prepare the dummy, Ms. Moore, please.
Just a sec.
Ready, Llewelyn.
Helmets on.
Ah, yes. / Quick.
You'll want these.
And you'll probably want to duck.
Just two clicks of a pen, and...
Whoa!
Not bad, eh?
I see you've got some
wings there, little chap,
but this will really make you fly.
There you are.
Just your size, chap.
Now this shark tech creates
a fiber-optic shell,
enabling anyone inside
to weather any storm.
It also includes
a storm-tracking device,
so he'll always know where he is.
Earth to Mommy.
Come in, please.
What's really going on here?
The writing's on the wall.
These storms have happened before.
All around the planet.
Look at this.
Humanity not only fought
Sharknadoes in the past.
They won.
How?
That is called the Harness of Dakuwaqa.
The what?
Shark god.
Of course. Shark god.
The Druids used the harness as
defense against the Sharknadoes,
and according to this map...
it's saying it's hidden
somewhere in this cave.
So you came here to get it.
Nope. We came here to get it.
We've been in this together
since the beginning.
Couldn't leave you out now.
Sounds like you missed me, too.
What makes you so sure this whole
shark-god stuff isn't just a fairy tale?
It's history, Fin, the real deal.
My Sisterhood discovered sites like this
in Bali, Jerusalem. / Sisterhood?
You've met some of them,
actually, my Sharknado Sisters.
Please tell me you
started a band, not a cult.
Sharks.
Why does it always gotta be sharks?
Tag. You're it.
There it is.
Wait!
Whoa!
Heh. Check this out.
That's not my style.
I'll take this, though.
Hold on.
This might be booby-trapped, too.
Oh, my God!
Come on.
You okay?
Look at that.
No, no! We need a counterbalance.
Take this.
Megalodon?
Yeah, it's part of my collection.
Run!
Stonehenge is gonna blow!
Go, go, go!
They're tailing us!
Take that, bub.
Come on.
Fin, I don't need your help.
I've got this.
Get your own harness on! / Shh!
Did you just shush me?
Ascend.
Just keep going!
Come on, Fin!
We got it.
Yeah, but I think we started
World War Shark.
Come on! We gotta get out of here!
Andromeda!
Let's go! Let's go!
Jock, fire it up!
We're out!
Come on! Go!
Be careful.
What the hell is going on?!
Same shark, different day.
Fin, where are you?
We're five miles out of London.
A Sharknado just took out Stonehenge.
Radar confirms a cyclone
entering our airspace.
Have the helicopter take you
to the Royal Air Force pad,
and we'll have your family
meet you there!
I'll see you, guys soon...
Dad, can you hear me?
I can't get a clean signal.
This is Jeff Rossen reporting
from the United Kingdom,
and as you can see, here in London
it is a tsunami of shark-fueled terror!
The Prime Minister's called for a convoy
to get everyone out of the city safely.
You need to hurry!
Hello, again. Welcome back
to "Good Morning Britain."
Uh, we have some breaking news,
a breaking weather alert
for all of London.
The Ministry of S.W.
has issued a red warning.
A T10-level Sharknado is
approaching the London area.
London's under attack.
It's not safe for us or for anyone else.
What are we meant to do?
We're stuck in traffic.
Well, look, we've got
word that evacuations
are currently taking place
in the entire London area at the moment.
And citizens are advised
to stay away from the storm.
Please do not confront,
aggravate, fight,
pet, or feed the sharks.
Ready?
You know it.
I want to have some fun.
We gotta get off this bridge right now!
We're not safe here!
Listen to my Mom. She knows
what she's talking about. / Okay.
Come on, guys!
Get out of here! Run!
Hurry!
Are you okay?
I'm not sure.
Dad!
Go! Take my son to safety. Go!
Brace yourself!
We're going down!
It's okay.
Daddy!
That was awesome, Dad.
Whew. Nice work.
Someone's gotta do it.
Nice hat.
The sharks can't touch me now.
They think I'm one of them.
In possession of Skyfall.
Proceeding.
London Bridge is falling down!
It's not gonna hold.
Come on. Let's go.
Go!
Come on.
Come on.
We need some wheels! /
I got it, Fin. Be right back.
Go! Go!
Sir, you should be avoiding
danger, not heading into it!
I've faced far more greater threats!
The hunter becomes the hunted!
Ha ha!
Nova got us a ride. / In what?
Need a lift?
Come on, Gil!
Get to the Palace!
It's the only safe place! /
But your leg!
I have to go and launch
the Sharknado defense.
But... I love you.
Are you kidding?
Well, it's about time.
I've been waiting for
this moment for so long.
Gil, protect Mom. / Okay, Dad.
Out of the way.
How's it going back there, Fin?
Oh my God, I just killed Bret Michaels!
I'm okay!
Hold on tight!
Hey, be careful.
They're in my way!
Fin, we got trouble!
Think you pissed 'em off.
Oh, and you don't?
Whoa! / Hang on, everybody!
We're gonna need a vacation after this!
Mountains, not beaches.
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