Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Page #3

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inside?

Yeah, Jess is there.

Well, I want to see you home by

9:
00.

I'm 18.

10:
00. Mom!

11:
00.

Okay, bye. Love you.

Bye, little growing thing. Have

fun.

Okay, let's take the bus back to

the Cabana Bay Resort.

I want a cocktail.

It's here. Let's walk.

Hi. Welcome to Universal Orlando

Resort.

Thank you. You bet.

[ cellphone rings ]

Hey, baby. Sorry I didn't call

sooner.

I was getting worried.

Well, they grounded all the

flights out of D.C.

I rented a car. Martin's on his

way to New York.

He's fine. What about you? It's

all good

The doctor just said that the

baby is doing great.

As long as it's healthy and I'm

there when it's born,

that's all I care about.

Okay. So you're coming home?

Yeah. I'm gonna drive straight

through. I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, I have a few things to say

if he wants to talk to me.

[ chuckles ] All right, I love

you. Bye.

Okay. Bye-bye, babe.

I'm Matt Lauer, along with

Savannah Guthrie.

"The Today Show," reporting live

now from Washington, D.C.,

following the violent storm

that devastated this capital

area yesterday.

The Washington Monument, the

White House

not far from where we are right

now,

both destroyed by the worst

sharknado this country has seen

since the first formation two

years ago.

We can now go live to Hoda and

Kathie Lee.

They are broadcasting from

Universal Orlando.

Now there's no indication that

there's any storm

on the horizon here, is there?

No, beautiful blue skies.

People are hanging out in their

thongs. It's great.

By the way, we're just having

a...

Good time. good ol' time.

Hi! You must be Claudia Shepard.

Yep, and my friend Jess is up

there.

Oh, great. I've got a couple of

V.I.P. treatment,

front-of-the-line express passes

for you.

Awesome. Great.

You want me to walk you up?

Yeah.

Oh, I heard your dad saved the

President.

Oh, yeah,

that's my dad, ruler of the

universe,

savior of mankind with his

almighty chainsaw.

Oh, be good to him. You know,

he's the only dad you have.

Well, I'm Babs, and I'm here

to help you out with anything

you need.

Well, I hope you have a

wonderful day.

Thanks. And remember,

these passes allow you full

access to the park,

front of the line.

Awesome. Yay! Great. Okay, good.

Jess!

Hey! Hi.

You look so good!

Your hair is amazing!

Super rebellious. [ cellphone

rings ]

Yeah, you know. Hey, Dad.

Mom's worried about you. Hope

you called her first.

Of course I did.

Are you here?

If I turn around, are you gonna

surprise me?

No. I'm just outside of D.C.

I'll surprise you tomorrow,

though.

Well, it's not a surprise if you

tell me.

Okay, see you soon, Dad.

Excuse me

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