Sharknado Page #3

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Yeah, and I'm not gonna

have any place to drink.

Can't argue with that one.

For an environmentalist

you sure do hate sharks.

I've got fire power behind

the bar. Come on, come on!

Alright, grab a weapon. Grab anything

you can find to defend yourself.

Give me something dangerous.

Can I get one for the road Fin?

Huh? What?

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!

George get your ass up!

Now!

Alright.

Come on kid.

Don't you ever make fun of my stool again.

Come on come on.

Shoot it!

That's what you get for trying to eat me.

Come on, come on guys, let's go.

We are here live at the Santa Monica

Pier, this is what remains after

the massive storm tore

through the popular attraction.

The waves also brought in sharks

which have injured dozens

and killed several people.

We'll rebuild mate.

Insurance will cover it.

L.A. wasn't built for this much water.

I'm really worried about Claudia

and April. I gotta check on them.

I'll come with you.

April doesn't like you, remember?

Nah mate. She doesn't like

you, remember? She loves me.

Where do you think Claudia came from?

Who's Claudia?

His daughter.

You have an ex-wife and a daughter?

I can drop you at home if you want?

I live on the beach it's obviously

flooded. No where else to go.

Looks like we're all refugees now.

I wanna go with you.

Make sure your family is okay.

Anybody seen George?

George?

Here he is.

Oh man. I'm glad you woke me up.

I was having the worst nightmare.

Gosh the water is rising.

Water is not going to be a problem. All

the electronics have been sealed with

silicone. We'll be fine.

I've driven this thing on the

beaches from here to Costa Rica.

Why is the car shaking.

What the hell. There are

sharks on the streets.

These fish surely have a hankering for me.

It's like one taste of

Baz just isn't enough.

Hey whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold up with the guns. We don't

need more blood in the water.

That's a tiger shark.

How do you know that?

Shark Week.

Where'd it go?

Where did it go?

Ah geez.

Hey.

It's under the car.

Well can I start shooting now?

Yeah. Do it.

We got to get to higher ground.

Take the freeway. It's

way above street level.

You take the 10 to the

405. You're almost in

Beverly Hills. And then there is no way

the ocean has washed inland that far.

What makes you an expert

on Beverly Hills George?

That's where I live.

George if you live in Beverly Hills

why do you come all the way to the

coast to come and drink at my bar?

I don't know. I like the view, you know.

There's the beach.

There's all these scantily

clad women there that pretend to like me if

I buy them a drink. And there is my

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