Shark Lake Page #4

It's not that he's, he's...

Look, I have to say this,

and I'm not trying to

scare you, but if he

comes up to you somewhere,

and he's not going to,

but if he does,

you just have to

go find an adult.

Grandma, me, or your

teacher. Right away.

Does that make sense?

But he's not bad, right?

My dad?

He's made some mistakes.

But no, honey, he's not bad.

Morning, clint.

Don, could you not

eat on my couch.

I'll send my maid over.

You know, lately my wife has

been on this vegan kick.

I gotta get my

meat where I can.

So, how you been, clint?

Fine.

Well, good for you.

I wish I could say the

same about myself.

I've been stressed

Have you been

following the news?

Not particularly.

Well, apparently there's

something in the lake.

And guess what?

It's mine.

I'm not interested.

Well, it's not a matter of

your interet level, Clint.

We had a deal and your about

five years late on your rent.

No, Don,

I paid for it.

And I feel for you,

but when I buy something,

I expect to get it.

And if I start letting things

slide and calling it even,

this puts me in a very

precarious position.

So I tell you

what I'm gonna do...

I am gonna come

back here tomorrow

and you are gonna give

me one of two things...

My money or my shark.

Clint, you're my only friend

who's really good at finding

these animals.

I mean, most of my other

friends, they're just good at

finding uh, people.

She's cute.

You touch her and I

kill everyone you know.

She's very sweet.

GO fish and I give

this back to you.

I'll even let you use my boat.

You have a day.

Oh, just remember to

wash it when you're done.

A shark?

I need that restraining

order, today.

Not now Hernandez.

I also don't believe a

shark will respond

to a restraining order,

but don't worry lovely,

he'll respond to me.

Garreth Ross.

Good for you.

Host of fish

fried on the BBC.

Never heard of it.

I catch these monsters

for a living, hun,

and I'll catch yours

for the great low price

of allowing me to film it.

We'll cut in some interviews

with concerned citizenry,

add a little dun-dun,

dun-dun. Dun-dun.

Catch the bastard and be out of

your knickers by nightfall.

Unless, of course,

you have other ideas.

I'll leave you to it.

Tell that guy to take his

camera and shove it up his

arrogant ass.

People died here.

We're not making a reality

TV show out of this.

Look, he's done it before.

Lewis!

You know, for some reason

everybody else around here

calls me Sheriff.

What's your point?

You wanna know the reason

why we're letting this guy

catch the shark?

Because he knows how

to catch the shark.

He's done it before.

That ass clown

doesn't care.

Stop! You're down

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