Shaitan Page #2

You must have read the

forwarded emails right?

So, you know that there are

seven rules of friendship.

We have one more rule.

Screw all the rules, no rules.

Yes, there is one thing.

There is one thing.

Just one rule. Trust.

Trust.

Trust.

You know, Hollywood,

trust is like balls. Balls.

It doesn't really

matter if you have them.

But if you don't have them..

..you can't play.

I don't promise that

we will be there..

..to help you solve

all your problems.

Because that's not going to happen.

But as long as you are with us,

you will not have any problems.

And that is a promise.

Do you know how to swim?

- Yes.

'After KC's long

boring speech, I realised..'

'..why people are so

violent during riots?'

'Because being a part of something

makes you feel so powerful.'

'Earlier, I used to

feel that life is a wait.'

'A long boring wait.'

'Now I feel life is like a movie.'

'So what if it's boring.

You can at least forward it.'

Do you have a girlfriend?

She's dead.

Did you kill her?

No.

No!

Zubin.

Oh, sh*t.

Perfect.

Yes.

Is it love?

With KC?

Come on, man. She's sweet.

She's very down-market.

You are so cute when you lie.

Are you hitting on me?

What do you see in him anyway?

I see myself in him.

Then you don't need KC.

you need a mirror.

Arvind! Are you crazy?

You are out on bail.

We won't gain anything

by doing something here.

Let's go to the

commissioner's office tomorrow.

Where are you going? Wait.

Arvind! Arvind!

Where is sir?

- Sir is upstairs.

Enjoy the party, buddy.

Please go. Don't bother me.

Have some more.

- Enough. Enough. I'm already full.

Sir, if you say 'yes' the work

on building will start soon.

Mr. Mathur.

back with a warrant?

Oh brother!

Hey, someone go

downstairs and check him.

Hey, what happened?

You pushed him down?

Next time if you raise

your hand on any woman

..then I will throw you from the

tenth floor and not the first.

He will never trouble you again.

What, man. You guys bicker a lot.

So much noise!

One shouldn't rent out

to young couples like you.

I didn't sleep the whole night.

Not even for a minute.

So many bags?

You are going to your mother's?

Devil.

Fairy.

Amy, you will blink now.

Yeah?

It must hurt.

I am the devil, my

eyes are always wide open!

No, that's not going to work, Amy.

Because I have focus and you don't.

I have another thing

which you don't have.

What?

Nice try, but no.

I would have won.

I think we both

know who would've won.

Put your knockers away..

help me clean up this mess

Your mommies such a hottie.

not ugly like your mom.

Touchy, Parsee.

What's going on here?

Eye lock.

- Eye lock. I want to play.

I also want to play. I also

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