Shack Out on 101 Page #4

Well, fellas,

what'll it be?

I'll have an Egyptian

dancing girl. Yeah, me too.

Sorry, they're out of season. But how about

cherry pie and coffee? As if I didn't know.

You talked us into it.

Getting any action?

Oh, business

has been lousy.

Last time the cash register

rang, I answered the phone.

You ever try serving decent

food? Sometimes it helps.

Oh, that's clever.

Oh! Ow!

What is it?

Well, what do you think it is?

Looks like the buckle

off a wristwatch band.

Oh, Slob,

did you lose this?

Where'd you find it?

Where you put it!

You need a witness?

We'll be glad to help.

Well, thanks. That's

very neighborly of you.

What is this? An automobile

accident or something?

Nobody get killed. I don't

see any stiffs laying around.

There will be. Just give him

time to digest his sandwich.

What do you do? You guys gain

weight from aggravatin' me?

What do you want

from my life?

You're sure a sorehead, George.

They're only ribbing you.

Hey, your boyfriend really sends

you. He must be quite a guy.

You have no idea. He's

wonderful and smart too.

I don't know how I rate a professor.

What's so great about that?

My sister's married

to a schoolteacher.

Look, my chicken-picking friend. Sam

doesn't teach "one and one is two. "

He's a scientist,

a nuclear physicist.

Boom!

He's a big, big man!

Aw, I'm not impressed.

If he's such a big wheel, why isn't he in

Los Alamos with the rest of the atom smashers?

You're a real dope.

Don't you know that little bunch of buildings

up the highway where Sam experiments...

is one of the most important

universities in the whole world?

That hunk of ivy?

What can he do there?

He's not allowed to tell

me. Mmm, what a stinker.

If you were my girl,

I'd tell you everything.

Hey, what are you doin'

tomorrow night?

You'll never know

because you won't be there!

Come on, Kot. Get a girl for me,

and we'll double-date.

Tomorrow's payday.

Cut it out!

Hey, give us a break.

We'll show you a good time.

Get your hands off her, or I'll belt

ya. You'll have to belt both of us.

Well, don't think I can't!

All right, you knock off.

You stay out of this, Ed. You've been

sick. What you guys wanna fight for?

Who wants to fight?

He started it.

You know what I think? I think

you're on the hook for Kotty.

I ain't interested

in what you think!

Now pick up your tabs and

haul carcass out of here!

Aw, now look. I'm sorry fellas.

I didn't mean to roust you.

Here. Next time

coffee's on me.

Make it a steak, and the

romance will be on again.

I ain't interested in a

honeymoon. Coffee or nothin'.

Okay, but for coffee don't

expect the full treatment.

So long, George.

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